We’ve all seen a skeleton with some weird shit in fallout or similar games. How will your skeleton be found?

I have a mannequin with a cone on it’s head. You know I’m putting that cone on my head, holding the mannequin, and leaving unopened cigs

cranking my hog on the toilet with a plastic bag over my head.

so a college kid 35,000 years later can see the photo on a slidedeck and say, “Respect, King” and get a big laugh.

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9 points

Our times version of the Pompeii jerk off guy

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13 points

Just going to shove as many bottle caps into my ass as I can

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Sit on toilet reading magazine about whatever global nuclear threat launched the nuke holding a blunt in the other hand

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Ew don’t smoke on the toilet man 😭

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Probably hug my cat so that someone looting my house has a moment of sadness while they steal my cans of beans

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I’ll make sure I’m in a wAcKy pose like le fallout 4 and my skeleton will have it’s head in the toilet with a plunger up my ass.

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Tape the plunger to your head as a hat

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