We’ve all seen a skeleton with some weird shit in fallout or similar games. How will your skeleton be found?

I have a mannequin with a cone on it’s head. You know I’m putting that cone on my head, holding the mannequin, and leaving unopened cigs

Scruffy gonna die the way he lived.

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Probably hug my cat so that someone looting my house has a moment of sadness while they steal my cans of beans

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You know that one guy at pompeii? Yeah, that’s what I’ll be doing.

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Im near a naval base that is one of two repair depots for blackhawk and apache helicopters, along with launching UAVs. There was another here that also housed minesweeping vessels and aircraft carriers, but that base was BRAC’d some time back.

The remaining naval base is on a relatively short list of actual nuke targets. Im not doing shit but calling my kids one last time to tell them i love them.

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I guess i’d throw all the guns, my stuffie, and the copy of Fight Club in the bathtub and jump in after it.

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