We’ve all seen a skeleton with some weird shit in fallout or similar games. How will your skeleton be found?

I have a mannequin with a cone on it’s head. You know I’m putting that cone on my head, holding the mannequin, and leaving unopened cigs

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Im near a naval base that is one of two repair depots for blackhawk and apache helicopters, along with launching UAVs. There was another here that also housed minesweeping vessels and aircraft carriers, but that base was BRAC’d some time back.

The remaining naval base is on a relatively short list of actual nuke targets. Im not doing shit but calling my kids one last time to tell them i love them.

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Scruffy gonna die the way he lived.

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im currently on a pretty high floor im sure i’ll either be vaporized or buried under rubble

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I’ll make sure I’m in a wAcKy pose like le fallout 4 and my skeleton will have it’s head in the toilet with a plunger up my ass.

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Tape the plunger to your head as a hat

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You know that one guy at pompeii? Yeah, that’s what I’ll be doing.

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