5 points

What about the ones who get belligerent, try to fight the cops that get called than puke on the cops as they’re being arrested?

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That’s I hate everyone guy.

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No, I hate everyone guy hangs out with the cat or dog, Uncle Cletus throws fists with the cops.

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44 points

I’m the “guess I’m crying now” kind of drunk.

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You pair great with the journey into the woods fellow. An adventure will cure what ails ya.

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11 points

A journey into the woods crying? I know how the Blair Witch Project got started.

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7 points

Us woods folks are the story drunk type

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3 points

So there I was…

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Don’t drink anymore, but a walk under the starlight used to be my fav. And if you’ve got a long walk home you’re basically sober by the time you show up

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Same here! Some great memories come to mind reading your words!

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Yeeeah, the cool night air as you ramble along and slowly sober up. Maybe stop to pee on a tree somewhere.

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I got pretty wasted in the woods once together with some friends while grilling and staring at the stars. That was epic.

I have no clue how I got home though. That’s a two to three hour walk when sober, and I was drunk enough to only remember the first half hour of it.

But now I drink maybe twice a year, and very little. The stars look nice even when sober. And on Monday weed was legalized here, that’s more like it for me nowadays.

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Yeah, I pretty much completely stopped drinking after weed was legalized.

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I just bought a bunch of seeds. That feels so surreal. This weekend I’ll buy snacks and fly to space, and it’ll be legal.

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Tries to walk under the stars in the city: city light polution ruins it.
Tries to walk under the stars in the countryside: Starlink light polution ruins it.

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i saw a t-shirt in a Mexican tourist town once that said it depends on what you drink, and it explained it like this:

Beer = I’m invincible!
Whiskey = I’m invulnerable!
Tequila = I’m invisible!

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I too lube my life based on what I read on shirts

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9 points

I … ok then

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7 points

Gotta try lubing your life bro. Suavamente

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17 points

Wait, should I have been lubing my life?

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Yes. Lube your life. It’s a lot less painful that way.

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I’m the only one that becomes very philosophical when drunk?

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