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Seeing all these “just get a giant key chain” comments reminds me that Lemmy’s core user base is the software engineer who stores a giant keychain in his cargo shorts, along side a multitool and the world’s thickest wallet.

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You mean it’s NOT an accurate random sample of reality?

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Wait. Everyone isn’t running Linux on their daily driver?

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This could make me carry around my keys on a retractable lanyard like a postal worker.

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Just use a keychain that is bigger that the grill pitch, any small trinket will do.

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But then you need to carry around a big keychain.

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NO.

If anyone has a term for this specific phobia, please let me know

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llllkeyllllphobia. Makes about as much sense as some other phobia names!

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4 points

His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy…

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Some window screen and zip ties would solve that problem.

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