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I think the real question here is wtf kind of crazy doorknob is that?!?!?

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Small pistol grip, John woo style.

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I’m betting this is less of a knob and more of an immobile handle.

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That just makes this even more evil lol

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How so

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8 points

You’d be correct, my front door works similarly (minus the key-swallower under it).

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What’s the difference? (Asking as a non-native English speaker)

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Door knob can be twisted to open the door. Door handle is static (it doesn’t twist or move) it’s just a convenient place to grab the door.

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The key opens what is basically a deadbolt, and the only actual latch for the door.

The “knob” isn’t so much a knob, but a stationary/fixed handle for pulling the door.

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8 points

90° rotated robotic horse penis and it. Is. A. Fan. Of. Yoooohooouuuu!

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If you had a basement that lead up to that drain you could put some mesh angled down, busy a hole into the the drain from your basement and if some stranger tries to grab your keys you can drop them inside.

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if some stranger tries to grab your keys you can drop them inside.

When it finally happens “HA, I’ve been waiting 49 years for this exact situation! they all said I crazy.” Old man shouts at sky “I told you Grettle that I’d have a use for that hole someday!!!”

A few moments later “Now, how do I get to the basment with no key”

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Some window screen and zip ties would solve that problem.

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You could just get a largish key chain accessory.

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I think you’d be in gas-station-keyring territory to do the job reliably. How about a hubcap?

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3 points

I prefer those little plastic shovels.

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3 points

this guy drops (his keys)

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66 points

5$ of mesh is an option.

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<2$ of large keyring is an option

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Stealing a doormat is also an option.

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11 points

That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor

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Then $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.

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