105 points

DM accidentally uses his roommate’s THC gummies for underlings. The battle to kill the cinnamon roll is bloody and vicious as PC turns on PC for the glory and the sweet spoils.

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42 points

And the boss has an attack that lowers intelligence and wisdom.

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2 points

Roll for constitution, or be hexed for 4-6 hours.

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51 points

Now I’m imagining how good of a game I could run with a 3d food printer

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Anyone else here just play with no visual aids at all? When I first started playing D&D after finding the second edition books in my dad’s closet, my friends and I just used our imaginations. No minis, no maps.

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17 points

It’s called Theater of the Mind, I think. It used to be the way we played ADnD, but I guess that the newer editions pushed the minis-and-grid with their more tactical playstyles.

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15 points

It used to be the way we played ADnD

Far from everyone, the game was born out of war gaming so maps and minatures have always been big in the community. I personally see theater of the mind more often these days than when I started.

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12 points

I tried doing this but I could never visualize the fight or what something looked like… Turns out I have aphantasia and had no idea for 24 years because I just assumed no one else actually “saw” images when told to imagine something either and it was just a phrase

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It’s called Theatre of the Mind. I’ve definitely done it, and it has it’s advantages (cheap, lower prep time) but I don’t favor it nowadays. Especially in my last campaign, a swashbuckling pirate adventure, I tried to always have at least some kind of visual aid, because it’s critical to that swashbuckling feel - the players can’t swing from the chandelier if they don’t know there’s a chandelier.

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5 points

Isn’t that what the kids in Stranger Things did?

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4 points

In one campaign, we started out using tokens of some kind on a battle grid. However, as the campaign went on, we stopped using it. For most part, it went okay. However, keeping track of where everyone can sometimes be too much. In particular, my character, whose modus is either hiding or healing, sometimes both, lead us to a situation when even I forgot to inform of our DM that I was hiding behind a huge statue that fell over. I was too busy keeping the rest of the party alive that I forgot where I was. Thankfully, when it was brought up, our DM just asked me to do an acrobatics check to confirm that I managed to roll out of the way and another check to see whether or not I kept myself hidden.

Keeping track of everyone’s positions also became less important because our DM got a bit more lax about imposing those area of effect rules.

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lots of ganes, especially rules lite games like anything fitd, work well with that.

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My dad taught my brother and I and it was always either nothing or, more often, just simple grid paper and dimes/pennies. Still do it that way if I’m not using Roll20.

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Yes and no. I used to do this back under 2nd ed. (Advanced D&D). All the later editions put a LOT more emphasis on measurement, making a play mat/map necessary. It’s now close to impossible to keep track of flanking, cones of effect, blast radius, range, etc. for more than 5 or so creatures that way. You’d have to toss a lot of that out and streamline the game, but that might upset the play balance since a lot of tactics go bye-bye along with that.

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I haven’t played for a couple decades but never used minis when we did, occasionally the DM would arrange some dice if we needed some visual aides but was never measuring distances and hex grids or anything. Some of us even played wh40k at the time so it wasn’t that unknown, we just never played tabletop RPGs like tactical games. It was also 2nd Edition not even third, so awhile back. Shadowrun games needed the visual aids more than DnD usually.

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1 point

We mostly avoid combat when possible, or see if the fight is trivialized with class abilities.

If not we have at VTY

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39 points

Did the DM get to eat the player’s minis?

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31 points

Were NPCs delicious too?

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46 points

You could use raw vegetables that most people won’t eat raw to make them think twice about killing them.

You sure might avoid killing the quest giver if it was a raw onion

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8 points

I would eat a raw onion for the laughs

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I would eat the raw onion because it’s tasty.

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2 points

The important quest NPCs would be spicy jalapeños

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1 point

Death! What kind? Instant!

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