31 points

Were NPCs delicious too?

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You could use raw vegetables that most people won’t eat raw to make them think twice about killing them.

You sure might avoid killing the quest giver if it was a raw onion

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I would eat a raw onion for the laughs

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I would eat the raw onion because it’s tasty.

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2 points

The important quest NPCs would be spicy jalapeños

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1 point

Death! What kind? Instant!

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DM accidentally uses his roommate’s THC gummies for underlings. The battle to kill the cinnamon roll is bloody and vicious as PC turns on PC for the glory and the sweet spoils.

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42 points

And the boss has an attack that lowers intelligence and wisdom.

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Roll for constitution, or be hexed for 4-6 hours.

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51 points

Now I’m imagining how good of a game I could run with a 3d food printer

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who was the saint playing a cleric?

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Our poor cleric almost never got to go offensive, mostly because my wizard had a 16 Dex and Improved Initiative, so that she could go first in most combat instances, and well, fireball is effective.

When she did get to go offensive, boy howdy. She had Reach Spell, so all those touch spells just got a 15’ range. She walked within 10 feet of a Boss cleric and hit him with a Harm.

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10 points

That could be a Dungeon Meshi meme

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I’m playing a cleric in Baldur’s Gate. I’m at the end of act 1, and just realizing she’s supposed to have been a raging asshole the whole time.

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Did the DM get to eat the player’s minis?

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