29 points
Because then you’ll sound like a dipshit like Christophers who go by Toph.
30 points
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17 points
Got it. Toph is only an acceptable name if you’re prepared to rock it hard.
7 points
27 points
“There are some who call me… Tim.”
21 points
No joke, I knew a guy named Richard who went by Chard!
18 points
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14 points
Steve could go by Teve
6 points
10 points
I like to call my buddy Christopher ‘Topher’
5 points
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