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Because then you’ll sound like a dipshit like Christophers who go by Toph.

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Christopher Beifong.

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She is the one exception.

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Got it. Toph is only an acceptable name if you’re prepared to rock it hard.

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I’m more on the side of Isto

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“There are some who call me… Tim.”

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No joke, I knew a guy named Richard who went by Chard!

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But why not Richarizard

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That would’ve been superior

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Did you call him Swiss Chard?

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I opted not to since I lived with him at the time

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Sounds like a dick

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Steve could go by Teve

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Or Tephe.

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I like to call my buddy Christopher ‘Topher’

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I like Topher the zombie on What We Do In the Shadows

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Toe fur

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