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If you think French is bad…

// Danish
farve = "#(9+½+5)FFAA"
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Please elaborate. Any background on this?

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The Danish word for 99 is nioghalvfems, which literally means “nine and half five.” Which you could be forgiven for assuming meant 11½. The trick is that a) “half five” actually means 4½, as in half less than five, and b) it’s implied that you’re supposed to multiply the second part by 20. So the proper math is 9 + (-½ + 5) * 20 = 99.

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Quatre-vingts-dix-neuf! 🤣

Or as my American-ass says, “Cat vank deez noofs.”

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Next time meeting someone who might speaks french: Pontjur fellow frenchman, i need cat wank deez nutz of those poms

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As guy who hate French language and was learning in 1999 I can confirm it was pain to read the topic of lesson and the date. I was so happy when we switched to 2000.

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Whole generations of French students that have no idea they escaped having to write “mille neuf cent quatre-vingt dix-neuf” over and over again, in cursive of course.

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programming x linguistics humor

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As a programmer and a linguist, this is the kind of content that really gets the happy chemicals flowing through my monkey brain

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I had to read a lot of the comments to understand what the post meant.

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Yeah. Honestly, I’m still not sure I understand it. ELI5?

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The American is how it is supposed to be.

The British one has the “color” changed changed to “colour” due to British spelling of color.

The Spanish one has an upside down semi colon because in Spanish you write questions like this: ¿Is this an example question?

The French one is because the French number system makes absolutely no sense and to say 99 you have to say quatre-vingt-dix-neuf (meaning 4 x 20 + 19).

I hope this helps somehow.

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The American is how it is supposed to be.

The British one has the “color” changed

[citation needed]

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French being french. They have no word for ninety for example, it’s four-twenty-ten. Not bullshitting you.

As in Four (times) twenty (plus) 10.

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