I’m telling myself whatever is in the bowl is cat food and the tray is also cat food that kinda looks like chocolates. I don’t think I could handle a world where that is not the case.

Mom, we out of caviar again?

Cat: I’ll be eating all these and shitting myself to death in that chair while you’re balls deep in the mrs. just fyi.

Cute fluffy snowball.

That cat looks like the fancy feast cat