I mean, someone’s having a fun time… just not Snowball.

The Cricova wine cellars are the second largest in the world. Over 100km of tunnels

Cat: I’ll be eating all these and shitting myself to death in that chair while you’re balls deep in the mrs. just fyi.

Mom, we out of caviar again?

I’m telling myself whatever is in the bowl is cat food and the tray is also cat food that kinda looks like chocolates. I don’t think I could handle a world where that is not the case.