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I agree
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Behold, a man!
47 points
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They’re not warm blooded. Maybe they’re flamingos.
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They’re not warm blooded.
depends on the climate. natural habitat: yes. grocery store: no.
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By definition, “warm blooded” means “produce their own heat” (obviously drastically simplified). I don’t think it matters whether the coconut is on a deserted island or on the shelf at Woollies, it’s still not warm blooded.
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And they produce dairy-free milk, whereas mammal milk is definitely of the dairy variety.
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gasp!
[ clutches pearls ]
11 points
Neither Coconuts nor Oats have Mammary Exocrine Glands
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