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I agree

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Behold, a man!

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They’re not warm blooded. Maybe they’re flamingos.

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They’re not warm blooded.

depends on the climate. natural habitat: yes. grocery store: no.

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I mean, that sounds like poikilothermy to me

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By definition, “warm blooded” means “produce their own heat” (obviously drastically simplified). I don’t think it matters whether the coconut is on a deserted island or on the shelf at Woollies, it’s still not warm blooded.

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What if it’s on fire, using it’s own energy to produce the heat?

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And they produce dairy-free milk, whereas mammal milk is definitely of the dairy variety.

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Is human milk a dairy product?

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Yes, but it’s pretty difficult to buy.

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Human milk certainly contains Lactose and Whey Protein.

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gasp!

[ clutches pearls ]

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Neither Coconuts nor Oats have Mammary Exocrine Glands

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I heard that in Sheldon Coopers voice.

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