279 points

I saw that happen once in a big presentation.

There was a team of students presenting their work to ~200 people. Right in the middle, a pop-up says updates are finished and the computer needs to restart. It has a helpful 60-second countdown, but “cancel” is grayed out, so all they can do is watch.

I was only in the audience and I still have nightmares.

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Then it proceeds to take 10 minutes to boot. Happened to me before an important meeting once and i just couldn’t believe it. wtf makes Microsoft think they can get away with shit like this?

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Probably that they very obviously are!

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3 points

Just blame the users. Easy.

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85 points

They think they can get away with it because they keep getting away with it.

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35 points

wtf makes Microsoft think they can get away with shit like this?

I’d wager a guess it’s people dumb enough to constantly put up with shit like this?

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13 points

Combined with myopic developers who always have the newest hardware and fastest connection.

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15 points

Usually for large businesses like universities IT can choose when to push updates.

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Some versions like Home and Education might lack the options, but most Enterprise versions and LTSC versions can let you delay updates via the menu or disable updates completely via group policy fuckery.

Still bullshit that they have to, though.

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9 points

our work uses macs but also Kandji for software management, which also locks you into restarts during business hours 😎

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Because the alternative is people getting compromised and getting their computer crypto locked, accounts stolen or their bank account drained.

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15 points

Other OSes can update everything while running and you just reboot to the updated system. Microsoft could definitely fix their update process they are not incompetent, they just don’t care.

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33 points

Those kids are still wincing to this day

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30 points

The super duper shitty thing is that they could have canceled it by opening the Run dialog box and typing “shutdown -a”, so it’s not even like canceling wasn’t an option. M$ just decided to be dicks about it

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28 points

M$ just decided to be dicks about it

A most concise yet comprehensive company bio.

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6 points

Maybe? If I recall correctly, this was Windows XP. Also the computer was owned by the school, so the students didn’t have admin access.

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3 points

That screen didn’t exist in Win XP. If it had, it would have been a different shade of blue. This is either Win10 though I suspect it’s Win11.

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10 points

shutdown -a couldn’t help in that situation?

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51 points

For every 1 person who knows how to use the windows command line, there are 50 people struggling because they didn’t embed their video into their PowerPoint, or worse, their USB stick only contains a shortcut to their actual .ppt file

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3 points

I mean, not to beat a dead horse but those are precisely the type of people who would push off an update forever if given the choice.

Not that a midday, mid work reboot is acceptable.

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2 points

their USB stick only contains a shortcut to their actual .ppt file

This happened all the time when I was in middle school. Way to activate a suppressed memory.

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1 point

That’s a very generous estimate. I didn’t know about it and I work in IT.

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24 points

I love these comments. If you need to use the command line (the largest argument people have against Linux) why are people still arguing to stay on Windows? Hell, Linux you don’t even need the terminal if you don’t want to use it and choose the right distro.

(I recognize that for schools and offices, people don’t have a choice. These students were probably on a personal laptop though, so they could have a choice. The issue is Windows comes as default and no one actually makes a choice. They don’t choose Windows. They just have Windows.)

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11 points

Windows always gets a pass from it’s fans. They also tend to overestimate average users’ proficiency with computers (meaning windows) way more than linux users.

Most windows users would be afraid to change stuff on CP or Settings never mind opening up policy editor or registry editor.

They regularly fail to install applications on windows (a big part of them would probably not even try) or install something different than intended.

Usually they end up running million unnecessary things on startup, having completely unresponsive systems. They just shrug and cope with it till they pay someone to format their computer or they buy a new one.

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14 points

They didn’t know, but yea.

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3 points

Damn I forgot about that

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Is this a w11 thing? Or does o&o shutup in default settings disable stuff like that. I actually never have seen a forced reboot like that myself.

It sounds really shitty and i dislike windows alot.

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3 points

It only happens if you neglect to install updates for a very long time, which is a pretty dumb thing to do. This is actually a non-issue if you just install the damn updates once they’re announced. Just update when shutting down. Also, using home edition is pretty dumb. With the pro version you’ll likely never run into this problem.

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127 points

“Don’t turn off” is the worst kind of status message.

When it eventually hangs for various reasons, you actually do need to turn off your pc for it to complete or to let it roll back in an error state.

When “just hang in there” is still present on the third day you’ll start wondering why you bought that piece of furniture and won’t mind the consequences of turning it off.

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5 points

What should it say instead?

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64 points

Console output with status of the current operation, including error and warning messages

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25 points

Not to defend Windows too much in a Linux community, but you can turn on verbose status messages for the screens you see during startup, shutdown, login and log off. It’s a setting that can either be turned on with the local or domain group policy, or by registry key.

Still though, it’s not as detailed as full console output, but is definitely more helpful than just telling you to wait.

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9 points

The average user does not want to see that and does not need to see that. That’s how you end up with thousands of support requests of “why is my computer showing these errors?”

Things should be abstracted from the users by default. There’s no need for grandma to see a console output every time windows needs to update.

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105 points

This might take several minutes

…or itcould take several hours

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28 points

Then failed half way through, and needed another hour to “reverse changes”.

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20 points

It says “several” but I think it means “many”, important distinction to make there Microsoft.

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5 points

“If you play your cards right and allow recall ;)”

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or itcould take several hours

only if you have a shitty computer full of garbage. My windows updates only take 2 minutes or less. even feature updates only take about 4 minutes to reboot.

Windows is only shitty if you don’t know how to use it. Just because you know what the buttons do doesn’t mean you know how to use it.

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23 points

Trigger warning! Updating my linux systems takes 15 seconds ;)

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23 points

And you can postpone it to whenever you want, also post thesis defence.

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1 point

It depends how out of date you are.

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6 points

How does that “garbage” affect update time?

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-3 points

if your computer is full of crap it will be slow.

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6 points

Troll successful lol

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Bullshit, paid Windows shill. Even a brand new, high end PC on a fast internet with a fresh (non-OEM full of crap) install of Windows takes LITERALLY SEVERAL HOURS to fully update and often even minor updates will take at least an hour depending on what’s being updated.

Don’t give me that shit. You know it’s a lie. Windows is trash.

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or it could take several hours

Would give you enough time to get your mouse drivers working on Linux then

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9 points

What’s mouse drivers, precious?

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94 points

Should make that screen the first slide of the PowerPoint

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24 points

One in the middle, including the pop-up notification about a pending restart before that. Hahaha nice

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15 points

I know what to do next time I’m teaching on 4/1…

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4 points

Also do it on 4/20.

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5 points

I’m going to do this now

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My favorite windows update was when I was attending an onsite coding competition hosted my Microsoft. We were all in this large meeting hall that looked like a theater, and we spent first 10 minutes or so at the start of the competition just looking at Windows update, with the Microsoft rep apologizing to us, because his pc decided to do the “Forced update restart you cant postpone any more” literally two minutes into the presentation

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34 points

When your dog food tastes like dog food

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13 points

As a presenter would be mortified.

As an attendee, hilarious.

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5 points

As an attendee, would be somewhat annoyed

As someone on the Internet, hilarious

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0 points

That’s probably the presenter’s fault for not updating it earlier. Keep on top of your updates so they don’t force you to do it at an unfortunate time.

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