You just became one of my new favorite people.

As far as I understand it, time as we know it didn’t exist before the big bang, so by definition nothing existed before time. I don’t really know how that works out either, I just go with what the fancy science people say

I hum to myself nearly constantly. If it’s not the song stuck in my head, I’ll just make up a tune. I quite like it, really.

Most chefs I’ve known are addicted to a lot more than just cigarettes

Why?

The latter, I believe.

Exactly

Shit like this is the only thing that makes me miss meat.

Yeah, except the sweeteners they use to make diet sodas “diet” make those sodas just as bad, if not worse, than the originals. Which also works for the car analogy given the source of the energy most EVs use :/

In the absence of obstructions, true! If, however, a carrot runs into an obstacle, the leaves will continue to grow while the carrot stays the same size, leading to the conundrum we see in the photo