That’s because of all the Queen music in the soundtrack. Big mistake.

Then we’ll go back to blaming it on the drugs and the rock and roll music.

No, I’m not.

“America is not a racist country.”

–Nikki Haley at the Republican National Convention

Has anyone seen my lost shaker of salt?

Fuck this timeline.

Absolutely insane that anyone was buying this garbage at any price.

That bribery money wasn’t going to launder itself.

Sounds over-priced.

Demagogues gonna demagogue.

Hello fellow human, I too have been abducted by a Roomba.