Would it be possible to “just” fly over and food-bomb them?

It’s just an invitation though right? He’s not actually planning on actually coming here? This is when you bump into someone and say “yeah let’s get a drink sometime” and you fucking hope they don’t actually do it, right?

Mine is slightly similar. I’m back in school at playtime and in the sky you can see the planets lining up, each one slightly overlapping the next to make like a chain of them. The largest one like 3x wider than the moon, the smallest about moon size. I’m running around freaking out telling everyone and nobody gives a shit. The only person I can convince to even look up just tells me “yeah so what they always do that”. Then it gets nighttime dark really quick and I wake up panicking.

The amount of people who suddenly became experts during the pandemic and lecturing me with a bunch of contradictory stuff. Everyone saying something different, but everyone sure that they’re right and everyone else is idiots.

Calling me a sheep for believing the vaccine will work when I don’t understand it. I tell them I don’t understand how any of my other medicines work but they’re saving my life regular. I don’t understand how audio digitalisation works but I’m happy enough talking on the phone.

Can’t have anything nice

Twilight. My wife made me watch the first one and it’s actually got a really interesting world and hints at a lot of decent lore and possible content.

Then they fill the film with close-ups of their eyes meeting across the room for minutes on end.

That man fucks me right off. “Here’s how you can feed your family for a fiver”

Proceeds to use an entire fucking spice rack that’ll cost about 80 quid to get set up properly.

I wish we could say and all agree “right that’s it no more being cunts everybody be cool from now on OK?”

Deporting low income workers

It’s cause dey tuk ur juurrrrbs

and they don’t try to steal the idea

I heard that everyone basically built nukes really fast because they suddenly discovered it was possible. The theory was pretty common among scientists but only when the first one was built they all got to work.