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It was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.*

*Or not.

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52 points

The only pattern that can seemlessly integrate vomit, yoghurt, chocolate and bubblegum into itself and look completely unchanged afterwards.

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49 points

That’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.

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Hey now, be careful about what heresy you speak; the Dragon-Con Cult of the Marriott Carpet doesn’t fuck around!

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4 points

Do you have some context on this, please ? I am curious.

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1 point

That’s just a patch of carpet.

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15 points

Yup. Just imagine what the seats would look like if they were white. Probably also a graffiti pattern, but an extremely unpleasant one…

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