303 points

Is Elon threatening to rape Taylor?

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159 points

He honestly thinks women want his sperm and not just his money. What a narcissist he is.

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10 points

He’s got some weird things about fathering children. That story about him wanting to donate his sperm to Mars settlers was just too bizarre.

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8 points

Elon Musk is very likely a supporter of eugenics and since he’s also a narcissist who thinks he’s better than everyone else, it makes sense that he’s obsessed with spreading his genes.

Just remember to conveniently ignore actually raising those kids, and those who happen to not fit his mold of what a person should be like (e.g. if they happen to be trans or see through a modicum of his bullshit)

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79 points

It wouldn’t surprise me if Elon unironically agrees with Trump that if you’re famous they let you do it.

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2 points

Shouldn’t that be ‘if you’re rich’ so they can turn around and sue?

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32 points

Sounds like a threat to me

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29 points

She definitely isn’t going to consent to being impregnated by Elon so the only conclusion is that he will rape her to get her pregnant. Whether he intended to threaten her with rape or not, he is threatening her with rape.

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11 points

Maybe he’s misunderstood. Maybe another one of his children doesn’t agree with him and he wants to get rid of it. He’ll take the cat in exchange. A somewhat understandable offer.

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4 points

Yes

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3 points

His name is Leon.

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2 points

Leon Umsk?

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-10 points

Obviously not, what are you on?

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Caffeine and a sense of humor.

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261 points

If at 53 I’m sending tweets like this to female celebrities half my age, please humanely euthanise me at your earliest convenience. For my sake as much as everyone else’s.

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48 points

For you, I’ll allow humane. For Leon…I don’t know if I care to do quality control. Maybe I’ll let him do it himself.

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16 points

Leon Minsk.

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I was trying to think of funny sounding last names to pair with Leon but I just can’t top Musk.

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5 points

Anybody know what happened to John C. Woods? That’s the guy I want running the job

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4 points

The French had a brilliant device just for that…

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4 points

I hope I have a friend with the moral rigor to shoot me if I ever tweet something that cringe at his age.

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207 points

That’s some high-level incel shit right there

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40 points

according to his family tree, he seems more like an involuntary breeder

it must be compulsive

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11 points

He believes that it’s his duty to propagate his ‘superior’ genetics by having as many children as possible.

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2 points

He should call all his kids Eugene or Eugenia

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35 points

Men who are inferior to their fellow men, are always most anxious to establish their superiority over women. -Mary Wollstonecraft

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6 points

Always reminds me of that study where men with skill issues are more likely to be hostile to women in game chat.

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4 points

That’s a great quote. I’m surprised I’ve never seen it before.

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162 points

Talyor: I’m voting for Harris.

This fucking guy: Fine. I guess I’ll impregnate you.

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83 points

Damn, I thought he literally offered to give her a child as he already has too many.

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16 points

Which of his kids wins the lottery on this exchange?

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1 point

I nominate Vivian Wilson.

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11 points

Ahahaha…

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2 points

He could give #Omega4

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5 points

Don’t you threaten me, pig man.

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3 points

Pokemon! Got to catch em all!

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146 points

I hope EVERY Swifty of voting age reads this and votes.

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97 points

Can we vote to remove Musk from the internet? Cause I would vote for that.

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56 points

We could send him to Mars as he’s so enthusiastic about it.

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6 points

just imagine Muskrat turning into some sort of idiot Khan on Mars with his merry band of incels

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12 points

here’s my vote:

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8 points

could we also vote to remove his head from body

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1 point

It might happen if Kamala wins and she keeps Biden’s FTC and DOJ. I’m sure he’s breaking at least one law

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You could stop daily reposting his stuff here and circle-jerk around it. Ofc it’s disapproving jerking off to musk, so that’s fine, yeah.

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Elon isn’t trump…

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