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Meanwhile I’m getting pulled over multiple times for my loud exhaust because my muffler fell off and I don’t have the money to fix it.

Then the cop pulling me over has to stop talking as a motorcycle drives by so loud he can’t even hear himself.

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That’s because the law wasn’t made because rich assholes, but because broken exhausts, wether by design or by negligence, are a god damn nuisance.

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And yet the people who’s cars are loud by design are largely ignored because fuck the poor.

“Hey I see your muffler is broken”

“Yeah I don’t have the money to fix it”

“Well now you’ll have even less money, here’s your $150 ticket”

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A broken muffler sounds A LOT worse than a purposely thought out muffler delete

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-11 points

Or you can just choose to not use car.

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Compared to straight pipe, you would have a short pipe. Being so much closer to the engine, you’d get more noise. Even straight pipe dampens the noise a bit.

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In Germany its usually the fast cars that get pulled over for being too loud, my exhaust pipe on my old car was completely rusted through and I drove through a police check where they pull everyone over.

They didnt say anything regarding the exhaust.

I replaced it before the next inspection, because I would have never passed with it rusted through.

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9 points

at least in Germany there is an inspection…

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Where do you live that there isn’t?

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5 points

Probably they seen rusted car and understood that it’s not your initention to be loud.

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3 points

yeah but people actually love loud motorcyclist, right?

https://youtu.be/ylhsbfQTPDQ?si=WMg7tui56hDDTjp1

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-7 points

Maybe don’t drive if you can’t keep your vehicle road worthy.

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Yes you’re right fuck poor people how dare they have bills to pay.

Oh and btw my muffler only broke because I was delivering pizzas on shitty side streets. So maybe the problem is cities should maybe fix their roads?

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Oh and btw my muffler only broke because I was delivering pizzas on shitty side streets.

Is car owned by you or by company? If first, bill your delivery company. If last, it’s company’s headache.

EDIT: Downvotes? FYI in some countries with strong labour laws if employer requires something and does not provide it, then if employee spends money on it, said money should be compensated by employer.

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Well. Here poor people need to have legal cars. Not my fault you built your society around vehicles.

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21 points

If the road can’t handle you at your worst then it doesn’t deserve you at your best.

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-8 points

Agreed.

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You are ether European or 10 years old you need a car to get the money to live and keep it road legal

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Nah I’m married, father, living good and not a complete moron. Fix your vehicle. USA is crazy I tell you

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The problem is that loud pipes are CHEAP.

Literally straight-piping your car is one of the cheapest mods.

You actually have to pay more money if you want more performance and for it to be (relatively) quiet. That’s one of the reasons loud vehicles are so common because and best solution for more performance is also the cheapest.

(It is more complicated than that, but this isn’t the car community to where the nuances matter)

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10 points

Is there a car community on Lemmy yet?

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21 points

So far I’ve only seen the very vocal anti car community

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There’s a mechanic advice page but not many have asked for advice. This is a shameless plug bc somehow I ended up being a part of that place and would love to see it active

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No and with how most of the users lean, I have a hard time believing a car enthusiast community wouldn’t be brigaded 24/7

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Good point, we do have mechanic-advice now and just rolled into the shop though

I can’t believe that’s the predominant view on this platform but have heard a lot

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Lemmy is basically white programmers posting Linux memes and how much they hate cars. There’s no diversity here

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You just described the best society ever, except for everyone being white

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None that are really worth visiting. Cars is one. I think there’s a classic car one as well but there are a handful of new posts there every week which makes it mostly useless. Such a shame since Reddit’s car subs (and there were quite a few of them) were quite well trafficked.

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There was even a sub for the Suzuki Samurai on reddit that got decent traffic. No way I could start one here.

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8 points

Yup. When my exhaust fell off, I replaced it with straight pipe because it was the cheapest option. I also don’t rev my engine through neighborhoods, so no body cares. I can’t tell much of a noise difference in or out. I think the turbocharger did most of the damping.

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In a lot of places a turbo is considered a muffler or sound damping device which allows for exhausts to be straight piped after the turbo legally.

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2 points

Did this with my WRX. Kept the cats but everything behind them was pretty much just a tube with nice looking tips at the end

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For a short time I worked in a factory that made school busses. They used big diesel engines and not a single one of them had a muffler. The SCR and the turbo made them plenty quiet.

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All my cars are straight-piped. They still aren’t that particularly loud.

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43 points

Just put a vuvuzela in the exhaust pipe.

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Just remove all the exhaust manifold and let the gases just exit the engine without any noise filtering.

After about a couple of hours of driving, the owner will probably come back and ask for louder pipes.

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Pretty sure the owner would be dead

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Or a fleshlight

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That’s almost what the “whistle tip” phase was, but with a bit more of that super cool “constipated goose passing a load” sound to it.

Now we got DSG farts. Kind of like a shart in an empty coffee tin on each upshift. “Bplarhpth” in English.

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Or conversely, having bass boosters so strong that it’s questionable as to how you car hasn’t fallen apart.

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Nothing like hearing that bass followed by the trunk lid rattle on a 20 year old Pontiac.

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5 points

Literally turning you car into a maraca

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2 points

I always call it a baby rattle.

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27 points

This post is funny because it’s true

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The funny thing is the loudest exhaust possible is probably the cheapest as it’s basically just a pipe with no features

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That’s kinda what threw me off cause straight pipes are cheap and probably the loudest an exhaust you can get it just sounds like shit hence why most cars guys get simply weaker mufflers so basically if you just want a car to be loud straight pipes are the go to but if the car guy wants his car to sound good they get the expensive weak muffler otherwise they have to tune the engine for the sound it’s self to sound good on a straight pipe sacrificing performance ironically from what I’ve been told the fastest cars on the road are actually silent only making noise when they get up to speed spuling up the turbos and making a loud booming backfire when downshifting

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Oh boy, that was one long and tough sentence…

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TL;DR:

  • Straight pipes are the cheapest and loudest option.
  • Weak mufflers are expensive and less loud, but sound better. Car enthusiasts like these.
  • In their experience, the fastest cars on the road are silent and only make noise at speed and when backfiring while downshifting.
  • OP thinks “spooling” is spelled “spuling”.
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See, Im a car guy and this thought process bugs me. Now at a certain noise level or manner of behavior I do agree but if I can offer a counterpoint?

Every school holidays or long weekend around where I live the roads get absolutely clogged with caravan and boat owners just looking to escape. Be among nature or on the water and forget about their responsibilities for a few days and I just have to sit there and quietly sit in bumper to bumper traffic while my commute takes 3 times longer than normal so they can indulge themselves in their escapism. Every time I take my daughter for a walk along the waterfront theres some teenage girls doing a tiktok dance or some influencer with a photographer I have to walk around… sure I could be a dick and just plow through but I try not to fuck with people just trying to be happy.

So I put an aftermarket exhaust on my car so that for just a few minutes a day I can feel like my life isnt just a relentless crushing grind of work, parenthood and sleep. I can pull away from an intersection and for just a second, I can pretend that life is the “fast and the furious” not “monotony and the tedium”. Like the people towing a caravan too big for their car up a hill and inconveniencing a bunch of people, I dont want attention I’m just more concerned with my happy than other peoples. But I’m not also a toolbag who floors a painfully loud shitbox around suburbia at 3am, there is a line.

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People doing TikToks or pulling their boats arent disrupting conversations in my own home nor scaring my pets. You may be escaping life for a few minutes a day but I, and many others have to live with your noise constantly throughout the day.

Even though you only do it for a few minutes, there are many other people doing the same thing so it’s nearly a few times an hour that I have to listen to it

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I’m a postman and every day I put up with aggressive and loud dogs for my whole day, so do all my coworkers. Do we ban your dogs?

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You really had me rooting for you until you turned to the dark side in the second paragraph lol.

Maybe instead of a muffler you could just install a muffler sound simulator on your phone or something and listen to the sounds quietly while you drive?

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Maybe the boat owner could sit in the tub and wear a silly hat while he insists people call him “Captain”.

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Wow, completely different experience my dude

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If you like your car, you want it to sound nice. Not an app on your phone.

I know this place is very anti car. But like most things there’s a middle ground.

You can have a slightly louder exhaust system that accentuates the good sounds of your engine while not being a nuisance.

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