What in the everloving fuck do you Americans do to your pizzas that makes them be so greasy that you can wipe it off???
I remove the grease so I don’t shit myself crazy style, not to lose weight
I’d be interested to know how big.a proportion of vsrious styles of pizza’s grease can actually be removed with a napkin.
Wouldn’t be surprised if some pepperoni pizzas release much more than 0.5% of their grease to pool on top.
Alternatively, I ate at a Cici’s the other day that didn’t have anything pooled on top but I bet if I’d squeezed a piece I could have cut the calorie count in half.
Ah, the Ulililia diet
If we’re talking that shitty highschool cafeteria pizza, I swear doing this made it taste better.
To hell with calories or fitness or any of that crap - it’s the noms that matter.
Well his do you expect to die from congestive heart failure under 60 with that attitude? It’s like you want to be ancient, senile, and wearing a diaper in a nursing home. And with the American “healthcare” industrial complex, no less.
