Well his do you expect to die from congestive heart failure under 60 with that attitude? It’s like you want to be ancient, senile, and wearing a diaper in a nursing home. And with the American “healthcare” industrial complex, no less.
What in the everloving fuck do you Americans do to your pizzas that makes them be so greasy that you can wipe it off???
Ah, the Ulililia diet
I remove the grease so I don’t shit myself crazy style, not to lose weight
I’d be interested to know how big.a proportion of vsrious styles of pizza’s grease can actually be removed with a napkin.
Wouldn’t be surprised if some pepperoni pizzas release much more than 0.5% of their grease to pool on top.
Alternatively, I ate at a Cici’s the other day that didn’t have anything pooled on top but I bet if I’d squeezed a piece I could have cut the calorie count in half.
If we’re talking that shitty highschool cafeteria pizza, I swear doing this made it taste better.
To hell with calories or fitness or any of that crap - it’s the noms that matter.
