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The audacity(slrpnk.net)

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Ulvain@sh.itjust.works
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Let me clarify: the business didn’t need the employee to be there, it needed the employee to be pliable.

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TomAwsm@lemmy.world
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Also, in this case: the business = the boss

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zerozaku@lemmy.world
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A stupid question but what does that mean?

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autokludge@programming.dev
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Easily influenced, persuaded, or controlled.
“replaced the complainer with a more pliable subordinate.”

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zerozaku@lemmy.world
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Thanks

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klemptor@startrek.website
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It needed the employee to bend to its arbitrary will. Company was on a power trip.

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zerozaku@lemmy.world
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Thanks

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SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
-42 points

Is there a line I need to get into for the chance to be the next person to repost this?

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NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
50 points

Nope, internet points are free here

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Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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No they aren’t, you need to pay me $3 per dozen.

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bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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I’ll do one better and sell a baker’s dozen for $2.99

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CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
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Normalize punching bad bosses in the nuts.

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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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Instead of physical violence, leave a Google review and spill beans.

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yeather@lemmy.ca
4 points

Coward

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Agent641@lemmy.world
3 points

Why not both?

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Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
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I had a prior employer who got some of those well deserved negative reviews, from employees. Google swears they can’t pay to take them down, but the ToS is so slanted towards their customer (the business paying AdSense fees) it’s exactly that just with more steps.

Once they nuked the bad reviews, a manager came around for a ‘friendly chat’ with individuals about how great it’d be for them to use their personal login and write leave a review - wink wink.

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stevedice@sh.itjust.works
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Where do I spill the beans? Is their desk drawers an acceptable place?

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SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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I think you should eat the beans then shit in their desk drawers. Never stop the fiber grind!

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AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
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My God, not a single negative review at the time of writing this. Perhaps we should rethink office politics combatative hierarchical structures.

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madthumbs@lemmy.world
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Have to make an example.

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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/s needed

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Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
7 points

Not really. Shitty bosses see it this way unironically.

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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Right, and you add an /s because you’re mocking them with sarcasm.

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midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
186 points

Imagine posting this like it’s something to be proud of.

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Opisek@lemmy.world
90 points

You’ll love hearing about LinkedIn…

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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I keep my LinkedIn time laser-focused on job searching because of this shit.

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Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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Deebster@lemmy.ml
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Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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I think I may have edited it before you replied but thank you anyway. I realized my fuckup when clicking it opened my default email client…

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