257 points

Let me clarify: the business didn’t need the employee to be there, it needed the employee to be pliable.

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22 points

Also, in this case: the business = the boss

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4 points

A stupid question but what does that mean?

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15 points

Easily influenced, persuaded, or controlled.
“replaced the complainer with a more pliable subordinate.”

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5 points

Thanks

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6 points

It needed the employee to bend to its arbitrary will. Company was on a power trip.

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1 point

Thanks

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186 points

Imagine posting this like it’s something to be proud of.

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90 points

You’ll love hearing about LinkedIn…

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I keep my LinkedIn time laser-focused on job searching because of this shit.

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I think I may have edited it before you replied but thank you anyway. I realized my fuckup when clicking it opened my default email client…

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153 points

In the first world, we have employee protections that mean that a) pulling stuff like this in the first place is illegal and that b) bragging about it on social media means that when you get dragged in front of an employment relations tribunal, your lawyer caves their forehead in with their palm and tells you that you owe back pay and penalties

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137 points

Daily reminder that the US is a shit hole country.

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35 points

The US will do anything but socialism

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26 points

Having some rights doesn’t mean it’s not still capitalism

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16 points

The US will do anything but socialism unless you’re a corporation or wealthy individual.

FTFY

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If the US was actually socialist it wouldn’t need employment tribunals because people like this wouldn’t have the power to pull this crap in the first place.

All employment tribunals do is allow capitalism to exist as it currently does, but with a few breaks applied and with a steering wheel.

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17 points

Daily? I get that reminder every hour. Step up your game… 😭

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2 points

Hourly? Jealous ngl

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3 points

In the first world, we might have protections against firing but companies can deny vacation day requests for project reasons and if you don’t go to work you will have consequences, legally.

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That’s the point where you call in sick and stay home anyways. Can get fired for not coming to work, can’t get fired for being sick

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You shouldn’t get fired anyways, but here in Spain if you miss work because you are sick you need to have a note from your doctor justifying that staying at come was the correct choice, so you wouldn’t be able to call in sick.

You wouldn’t be able to be fired either, the company needs several heavy failures from a worker to be able to legally fire them. Companies usually decide to lay off people instead. Since you didn’t go to work, the company would be entitled to subtract whatever they pay you in the hours you weren’t there (which is way more than what you end up getting post taxes, so be prepared to earn way less than the days you missed), so there would be SOME consequence.

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Is the US second world then?

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105 points

I literally told my employees back in the day that if for any reason a request was denied, just don’t show up anyway. I also never asked for a reason for the request. The building won’t burn down if you aren’t here. Just keep in mind that someone has to pick up the slack and pay it forward.

My direct boss always wondered why employees would come in on off days to cover shifts when I was there, but not him. Don’t be an ass, treat employees with respect, and surprise, surprise, people actually want to work.

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Reminds me of my former employer. Would always give us time off when we requested it. Was always understanding if we needed time away or had issues going on that impacted us work. When I gave my 2 weeks notice I told him to call me if he needed cover as I knew him and his wife were going on holiday soon (the guy almost never takes proper time off). Nearly a month later he calls and mentioned one of his newer employees was out sick. Very enthusiastically agreed to come back for a week to cover them as I had started my own business. Lovely people and would always cover a skip like that in a heart beat. They’re few and far between.

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97 points

Normalize punching bad bosses in the nuts.

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My God, not a single negative review at the time of writing this. Perhaps we should rethink office politics combatative hierarchical structures.

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2 points

Instead of physical violence, leave a Google review and spill beans.

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14 points

I had a prior employer who got some of those well deserved negative reviews, from employees. Google swears they can’t pay to take them down, but the ToS is so slanted towards their customer (the business paying AdSense fees) it’s exactly that just with more steps.

Once they nuked the bad reviews, a manager came around for a ‘friendly chat’ with individuals about how great it’d be for them to use their personal login and write leave a review - wink wink.

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4 points

Where do I spill the beans? Is their desk drawers an acceptable place?

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5 points

I think you should eat the beans then shit in their desk drawers. Never stop the fiber grind!

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4 points

Coward

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3 points

Why not both?

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