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With a spoon

Close second would be chopsticks.

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Close second would be chopsticks.

My brother eats pizza with chopsticks

(For context: my family was all born in China)

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How does that even work?

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well, we chinese undergo intense shaolin finger strength training at a young age, and so we all can pick up heavy objects up to 1kg with our chopsticks.

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Very well, thanks for asking.

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12 points

Blending and drinking through a straw

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tell me youve never tried pizza soup without telling me youve never tried pizza soup

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Iā€™ve never tried pizza soup

fuck, let me try again ā€¦

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Folded over so the cheese is on the outside then held with ham fists.

Better yet, Chicago style, but folded over so the sauce is on the outside and then eaten no hands like a pie contest

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I canā€™t stop laughing at ham fists. šŸ˜‚

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Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.

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Pizza Slurry Enema

nice band name

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Or Jackass stunt

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This awful video I saw where someone put pizza in a blender and turned it into a casserole

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What about that but as a sausage?

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Here we go!

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I refuse to believe that was anything other than rage bait, like every Chef Club video.

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Sure, probably. Still qualifies though, right?

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Oh for sure, I just refuse to believe Iā€™m living in a world where people put pizza in a blender for anything other than rage bait or dealing with a wired jaw and a pizza craving, haha.

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