39 points

Uncut, center out from the bottom.

Or

Roll into a cone, bite out the center from the bottom, suck the toppings and sauce through the bottom like a waffle cone, discard the crust.

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Dammit. Now I gotta do this to fuck with my kid

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It’s good to build distrust and topics of discussion for therapy as early as possible.

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8 points

Nah, roll it into a cone with the topings on the outside and try to suck the crust though the topings.

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3 points

Please do that in the line to vote, so people feel more confident in how competent the electorate is.

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Came here to post this. He had to have been trolling.

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That was pizza hut’s ad campaign for stuffed crust pizza.

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The dude is weird and out of touch. I believe everything he does and says is performed without any forethought.

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30 points

This awful video I saw where someone put pizza in a blender and turned it into a casserole

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What about that but as a sausage?

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Here we go!

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I refuse to believe that was anything other than rage bait, like every Chef Club video.

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Sure, probably. Still qualifies though, right?

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Oh for sure, I just refuse to believe I’m living in a world where people put pizza in a blender for anything other than rage bait or dealing with a wired jaw and a pizza craving, haha.

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27 points

Eat the crust, leave the rest.

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slapping your face into the middle of the pie and sucking like a dyson

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sucking like a Dyson

What, immediately block up, stop working then lots of bits just randomly break off you?

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