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How does one rehabilitate another with a crowbar?

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What a psychopath take.

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Wanting to hurt Nazis is a pretty low bar for entry.

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Hot psychopath*

see: Anna Kendrick

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There seem to be two very different approaches to being anti-nazi - the problem solvers who want to put them down like the vermin they are and move on, and the sociopaths who fantasize about violently acting out all their personal issues, with nazis being socially acceptable targets,

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It’s the same picture

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Not too different than Fudds in the gun community praying that someone robs them

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11 points

No reason they shouldn’t enjoy their work.

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TIL fantasizing before scrolling to the next entertainment item is “work” lol.

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I don’t like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I’d prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole “Make love not war” philosophy.

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1 point

Licking your lips while you type is only a little telling, puppy.

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9 points

Baby steps, citizen. Earn that booty. Top her score or own the bottom. Your choice.

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47 points

What if either of you REALLY get off on violence against racist groups?

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Nazi or not there’s no shot I’d be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me

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35 points

Well, if you are a minority, they are.

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I am and you know exactly what i meant.

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Irrelevant.

You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I’m bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don’t let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock’s tickin’ and that fuckin’ you’re here for ain’t starting until the room’s freshly painted.

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Well if you’re both in there together nobody says you have to leave the room immediately. So both?

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You’ve got no romance in your soul, you’ve got to woo her first by doing a couples activity. Also it’s good cardio.

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There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’

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So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I’m almost 40, I can’t get it up in 3,5 minutes.

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You a quick study on skulling fascists? Only 3.5 mins for a roomful seems like a walk-in closet at the most, but maybe you’ve been practicing for the big leagues. Commendable foresight, citizen.

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You should see a doctor. I am 40 and I have no issues with either.

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33 points

I don’t see why we can’t do both

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Definitely. This is the foreplay.

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1 point

Smash>hump>smash>hump etc.

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I’m not really for beating people up in general, unless it’s necessary.

If possible, try and change their minds (it has been known to happen).

Violently resist their attempts at capturing any sort of influence though, which is the point the US is at it seems.

Nazi salute, straight to jail (which is what recently happened in a Victoria, Australia. A funny comparison to the US)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-09/jacob-hersant-nazi-salute-sentence/104448256

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“Boosting cars or having sex, boosting cars or having sex… What about having sex while boosting cars?”

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That movie was the first DVD I ever bought and it is still one of movies I enjoy watching for a relaxed afternoon.

The director’s cut takes it up a notch.

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There’s a director’s cut? Shit I don’t think I’ve seen that version.

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As an AroAce person I’ll take beating up nazis >:3

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So… a room full of fascists against two individuals.

To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.

I’m not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.

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Fascists double down on their fascism in response to punishment. Dead fascists, preferably by natural causes of course, do not.

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Not this new brand, the moment they’re actually forced to face consequences for their actions, they tend to shut up.

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You know. You might be right.

However, I think it’s best to test out both possibilities in a years-long experiment. Just to be sure.

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27 points

Death is too short of sentence

It’s a crowbar, not a flamethrower. Pick your targets, avoid the head and soft tissue/core areas. Have fun.

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You missed the sentence where I declare myself as not being a butcher.

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Well then you don’t have a strong sense of survival or justice. That’s ok. You can weave baskets while I do it. Everybody has a place.

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I’m that guy

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Criminal law doesn’t work on Nazis. They control the courts. Very few non violent options left I’m afraid.

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4 points

It’s a crowbar, not a boning knife

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1 point

Wrong energy.

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1 point

Someone has to play that part. Why not me?

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