Dream date.
I don’t like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I’d prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole “Make love not war” philosophy.
Nazi or not there’s no shot I’d be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me
Irrelevant.
You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I’m bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don’t let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock’s tickin’ and that fuckin’ you’re here for ain’t starting until the room’s freshly painted.
There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’
So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I’m almost 40, I can’t get it up in 3,5 minutes.
“Boosting cars or having sex, boosting cars or having sex… What about having sex while boosting cars?”
That movie was the first DVD I ever bought and it is still one of movies I enjoy watching for a relaxed afternoon.
The director’s cut takes it up a notch.
I’m not really for beating people up in general, unless it’s necessary.
If possible, try and change their minds (it has been known to happen).
Violently resist their attempts at capturing any sort of influence though, which is the point the US is at it seems.
Nazi salute, straight to jail (which is what recently happened in a Victoria, Australia. A funny comparison to the US)
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-09/jacob-hersant-nazi-salute-sentence/104448256
So… a room full of fascists against two individuals.
To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.
I’m not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.
Death is too short of sentence
It’s a crowbar, not a flamethrower. Pick your targets, avoid the head and soft tissue/core areas. Have fun.
Criminal law doesn’t work on Nazis. They control the courts. Very few non violent options left I’m afraid.
Well then you don’t have a strong sense of survival or justice. That’s ok. You can weave baskets while I do it. Everybody has a place.
Fascists double down on their fascism in response to punishment. Dead fascists, preferably by natural causes of course, do not.
Not this new brand, the moment they’re actually forced to face consequences for their actions, they tend to shut up.
Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.
Dont forget to leave your phone at home.