72 points

Dream date.

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I don’t like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I’d prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole “Make love not war” philosophy.

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47 points

What if either of you REALLY get off on violence against racist groups?

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There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’

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2 points

So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I’m almost 40, I can’t get it up in 3,5 minutes.

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2 points

You a quick study on skulling fascists? Only 3.5 mins for a roomful seems like a walk-in closet at the most, but maybe you’ve been practicing for the big leagues. Commendable foresight, citizen.

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1 point

You should see a doctor. I am 40 and I have no issues with either.

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“Boosting cars or having sex, boosting cars or having sex… What about having sex while boosting cars?”

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2 points

That movie was the first DVD I ever bought and it is still one of movies I enjoy watching for a relaxed afternoon.

The director’s cut takes it up a notch.

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There’s a director’s cut? Shit I don’t think I’ve seen that version.

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25 points

Nazi or not there’s no shot I’d be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me

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35 points

Well, if you are a minority, they are.

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I am and you know exactly what i meant.

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Irrelevant.

You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I’m bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don’t let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock’s tickin’ and that fuckin’ you’re here for ain’t starting until the room’s freshly painted.

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5 points

Well if you’re both in there together nobody says you have to leave the room immediately. So both?

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1 point

Licking your lips while you type is only a little telling, puppy.

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33 points

I don’t see why we can’t do both

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1 point

Definitely. This is the foreplay.

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1 point

Smash>hump>smash>hump etc.

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9 points

Baby steps, citizen. Earn that booty. Top her score or own the bottom. Your choice.

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3 points

As an AroAce person I’ll take beating up nazis >:3

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2 points

You’ve got no romance in your soul, you’ve got to woo her first by doing a couples activity. Also it’s good cardio.

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I’m not really for beating people up in general, unless it’s necessary.

If possible, try and change their minds (it has been known to happen).

Violently resist their attempts at capturing any sort of influence though, which is the point the US is at it seems.

Nazi salute, straight to jail (which is what recently happened in a Victoria, Australia. A funny comparison to the US)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-09/jacob-hersant-nazi-salute-sentence/104448256

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Just picture the scene in Zombieland where they destroy the store for fun. But all the shelves are neonazi fuckheads. 😃

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Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you’re probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.

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3 points

Username checks out. 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

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18 points

Dont forget to leave your phone at home.

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13 points

Better yet? Lose it in your friend’s car before they head off on a road trip. That way, all those modern stresses can be miiiiiles away while you focus on your new happy place for a little while.

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