Dream date.
I don’t like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I’d prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole “Make love not war” philosophy.
There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’
So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I’m almost 40, I can’t get it up in 3,5 minutes.
“Boosting cars or having sex, boosting cars or having sex… What about having sex while boosting cars?”
That movie was the first DVD I ever bought and it is still one of movies I enjoy watching for a relaxed afternoon.
The director’s cut takes it up a notch.
Nazi or not there’s no shot I’d be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me
Irrelevant.
You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I’m bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don’t let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock’s tickin’ and that fuckin’ you’re here for ain’t starting until the room’s freshly painted.
I’m not really for beating people up in general, unless it’s necessary.
If possible, try and change their minds (it has been known to happen).
Violently resist their attempts at capturing any sort of influence though, which is the point the US is at it seems.
Nazi salute, straight to jail (which is what recently happened in a Victoria, Australia. A funny comparison to the US)
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-09/jacob-hersant-nazi-salute-sentence/104448256
Just picture the scene in Zombieland where they destroy the store for fun. But all the shelves are neonazi fuckheads. 😃
Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you’re probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.
Dont forget to leave your phone at home.