chaotic evil is for me

To anyone who does anything other than twist and tuck:

get a life

I use the clip if I can find it…

… I mean, was RIGHT HERE a second ago…

I use the clip until there’s enough slack to do the twist and tuck.

There is always enough slack. That’s where they put the clip.

They’re not as good since switching to cardboard anyway

There’s a brand (I think it’s a small bakery here) that uses an awesome dual-wire one that I always keep because it is more a ‘clamp/clasp’ clip than a ‘tie/twist wire’ clip

My hoarding of the plastic tabs for the past decade is finally coming in handy.

I twist and roll the excess bag over the bread. Kinda like how you do socks

Tie a knot you monster!

I don’t see what’s wrong with it at all, solid foolproof method, I’d airlock my spaceship like that

Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it

They just make me forget about the bread.

Sounds like an scp report.

Someone call the memetics department. About what, I forget…

What bread? What are we talking about again?

Idk man I think I have to buy one.

Sometimes my mind needs a break.

You put the bread in the box, while using one of the other methods.

The box is there to look pretty.

The only thing a breadbox has done for me is give me molded bread the next day. Every time.

You might want to consider cleaning your moldy box…

Do people still use these? I haven’t seen one since my great aunt’s house in the early '90s, and I’m certain it was never used for bread. Still remember the smell of that kitchen. Picked up the early, mineral tones of her weird, dank basement. God damn, I played a lot of Megaman 2 in that basement.

My gram used to put the bread and crisps in the oven when the oven wasn’t being used :)

We used to do that in my old tiny apartment until one of us forgot and turned the oven on.

Made some toast without knowing.

My brother liked to tear open the bag in the middle, then leave it as is in the open.

I guess he’s Chaotic Evil Demon King

It’s just chaotic evil.

Leaving the bag open should be chaotic neutral. It’s a sign of somebody shifting focus with neither good nor bad intentions.

See, this is more like chaotic evil. Most of this chart is just normal behavior.

Satan fears your brother

Is your brother a cat?

I’m hoping your brother was 3-5. Anything after that should have been slapped out of him.

He did that as a teen…

Put it in the freezer.

I didn’t know humans are capable of such monstrosity

Why are you booing me, I’m right!

Big bread just wants you to throw away bread and buy more.

My bread lasts for 1-2 weeks on the counter. Modern science is rad.

It’s bread. Bread is freezable. Same with cakes. You have definitely eaten defrosted bread and not even known it. You can freeze it 100 times and you won’t be able to tell the difference.

Once upon a time when toasters didn’t need high tech computers, it was possible to get a perfectly toasted piece of bread from frozen. There was a bimetallic strip that sensed the temperature of the bread, so it would always be consistent. This made freezing bread much more practical

My toaster has a snowflake button that just toasts it for a little bit longer.

I’m not sure why technology hasn’t improved toasters at all, and indeed made them go backwards. I guess the 80s and the age of microchips couldn’t solve everything…

It’ll stay fresh much longer

All the beead in the supermarkets comes from the frozen section. They take a big patch every night for the next day to defrost before adding it to the shelves.

This is how I keep an eight pack of burger buns fresh. Also freshly cooked freezes flawlessly.

I usually buy bread from Sam’s Club/Cosco and it comes in 2 packs so that’s usually what I do with the extra loaf. I don’t refreeze a loaf or just grab a frozen slice and microwave it or something though. I have standards

You can just throw a frozen slice in the toaster and you’ll get good at timing whether you want a thawed or toasted slice before you know it.

Chaotic neutral for life.

For people who value time as much as bread freshness.

Seriously, why anything else, it is the best seal and it is the fastest way. As long as you’re not going to travel with your bread, you don’t need an attach.

I switch between chaotic neutral and neutral evil based on how much bread remains

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