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I just buy real bread.

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2 points

…that doesn’t come in a bag?

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178 points

To anyone who does anything other than twist and tuck:

get a life

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3 points

Tie a knot you monster!

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3 points

I’m with you!

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9 points

I twist and roll the excess bag over the bread. Kinda like how you do socks

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4 points

This is the way.

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93 points

I use the clip if I can find it…

… I mean, was RIGHT HERE a second ago…

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2 points

They’re not as good since switching to cardboard anyway

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4 points

There’s a brand (I think it’s a small bakery here) that uses an awesome dual-wire one that I always keep because it is more a ‘clamp/clasp’ clip than a ‘tie/twist wire’ clip

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2 points

My hoarding of the plastic tabs for the past decade is finally coming in handy.

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17 points

I use the clip until there’s enough slack to do the twist and tuck.

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1 point

There is always enough slack. That’s where they put the clip.

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2 points

Are you me?

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1 point

I don’t see what’s wrong with it at all, solid foolproof method, I’d airlock my spaceship like that

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0 points

I’m definitely somewhere between neutral and chaotic evil…

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104 points

Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it

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Do people still use these? I haven’t seen one since my great aunt’s house in the early '90s, and I’m certain it was never used for bread. Still remember the smell of that kitchen. Picked up the early, mineral tones of her weird, dank basement. God damn, I played a lot of Megaman 2 in that basement.

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40 points

They just make me forget about the bread.

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16 points

Sounds like an scp report.

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8 points

Someone call the memetics department. About what, I forget…

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3 points
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Free penicilin.

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2 points

Sometimes my mind needs a break.

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8 points

What bread? What are we talking about again?

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5 points

Idk man I think I have to buy one.

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18 points

You put the bread in the box, while using one of the other methods.

The box is there to look pretty.

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9 points

The only thing a breadbox has done for me is give me molded bread the next day. Every time.

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20 points

You might want to consider cleaning your moldy box…

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1 point

My gram used to put the bread and crisps in the oven when the oven wasn’t being used :)

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5 points

We used to do that in my old tiny apartment until one of us forgot and turned the oven on.

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2 points

Made some toast without knowing.

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You guys don’t have a bakery every few streets ? I buy a few baguettes daily, several times a day.

Edit : a few baguettes for several people, am not some kind of 400lb duck monster.

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20 points

No one needs that much bread.

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4 points

See, that’s what the king said …

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3 points

Good thing bakeries sell cake too.

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2 points

They have a fiendish apetite

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You know how in asia they eat everything with rice ? Here, we eat everything with bread. I never thought of it before but does seems a bit weird. Most our food is home made and we somewhat eat a lot of soup. You can make more than dozens of different recipe by throwing stuff and seasoning into boiling water. You can then eat it with some bread or pour it over other stuff.

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25 points

I think you’re responding to a large duck, or perhaps several regular ducks packed into a long coat.

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4 points

Vincent Duckman?

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3 points

Ducks don’t eat bread and you shouldn’t feed it to them. Feed them seeds.

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3 points

Baguette bread is terrible though. Way too hard. Anyway most Americans live further than a mile from somewhere with bread, that’s far too much work.

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No, far cheaper to buy in bulk at the superstore

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