17 points

Wait, what’s the “bottle hack?”

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cut off top of soda bottle, pull bag through hole, screw on top.

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11 points

That sounds like the nost tiktok livehack omg i’ve been doing it wrong all my life, i was todays years old when i learned this lifehack, ever

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4 points

It eventually gives you the firmness of toast without the toaster

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40 points

That sounds like significantly more work than any of the other options. In what way is it a “hack”?

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16 points

That’s the way hacks work. They look good on Tik Tok but then when you start to think about it you realize why we’re not already doing it that way.

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5 points

I never said it was a good thing.

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1 point

It’s a free bag clip that works. I used it several times and its working well

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3 points

I mean, do it once and you have a free bag clip for a few different breads.

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3 points

Too many steps, ill be at the bar

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2 points

I drink my bread.

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2 points

This should be chaotic evil.

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1 point

I think chaotic good should be you tie it with a loop. It’s firmly tied closed, but you just have to pull at the end and it comes open

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I scrolled through so many comments to see if anyone was just going to let that one go un-asked! I started reading the chart from the bottom and got to chaotic good last and went from leaning back in my chair to fully forward when I read it. Was like car tire screech “What the fuck is the bottle hack?!?!?” lol

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31 points

I am lawful and chaotic neutral.

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11 points

yeah, we all know air can‘t twist, chaotic neutral is sufficient

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3 points

Twist and reuse clip? Absolutely.

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45 points

I’ve started making my own bread and keeping it in a bread box. This alignment is called “lawful insufferable”

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4 points

Bread boxes promote mold growth.

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I haven’t found anything that isn’t akin to old wives tales backing this claim up. Got any sources?

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“retaining a small amount of humidity whilst also allowing a small amount of ventilation. Some bread boxes don’t allow any ventilation, but these can cause too much moisture retention and allow faster mold growth”

https://www.foodtoimpress.com/bread/how-to-prevent-mold-on-bread/

Bread should be stored in a cool dry place to insure it lasts longest. Breadboxes are the opposite of ideal.

Bread boxes are antiquated tech in a time where bread was meant to be eaten faster and as a method of rodent protection. The same with pie cupboards/safes.

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Mine is just a foodsafe plastic bin which gets cleaned out every week. My loaves scarcely last long enough to go off anyway 🤭

See? Insufferable.

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1 point

Free penicilin.

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And what is just tucking in a breadbox?

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73 points

My brother liked to tear open the bag in the middle, then leave it as is in the open.

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60 points

I guess he’s Chaotic Evil Demon King

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17 points

It’s just chaotic evil.

Leaving the bag open should be chaotic neutral. It’s a sign of somebody shifting focus with neither good nor bad intentions.

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6 points

Satan fears your brother

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4 points

Is your brother a cat?

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21 points

See, this is more like chaotic evil. Most of this chart is just normal behavior.

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3 points

I’m hoping your brother was 3-5. Anything after that should have been slapped out of him.

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1 point

He did that as a teen…

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2 points

Chaotic Breadhitler

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