63 points
  • Love CS
  • Major bank took me with the worst grades possible

Just have the right hobby lmao

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That’s… reassuring.

This reminds me of that scene from Fight Club:

“Which bank do you work for?”

“A major one”

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7 points

2nd largest Bank in Germany. 50st globally, 31st without China and USA

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2 points

“Which car company do you work for?”

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-love cs

-company hires me in the name of a rich-sounding multinational

-turns out its just imperialism and im still making much less than $1000/mo, 6-day weeks.

to be honest its good for south america but still where the fuck is all that money.

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Me, freshmen year of college: “I’m going to major in computer engineering - with additional math and physics courses. Capable of designing all sorts of cool stuff, and get paid well”

Me 16 years later: “I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing, I don’t know what the fuck management wants, I don’t know what the fuck I want to do, but at least I get paid well.”

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I’ll never forget my first one on one with the director of my engineering department.

I had been languishing away for a month at this new job trying to get a bearing on what they want from me when thankfully I got an email from the director scheduling a meeting to discuss just that.

It was a major turnaround, I felt like my life was going to finally get a dose of meaning and direction.

During the meeting the director said he needed me to write some software but gave no real specifics on its purpose out loud while he was also writing down notes. At the end of 45 minute meeting, he left his notes, shook my hand and said he looked forward to seeing what I come up with.

I shit you not, this was the “notes” he left for me

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9 points

Getting out of a meeting and realizing you have deliverables with no idea how fulfill them is the worst feeling

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2 points

“You know, for kids!”

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35 points

“Well what subject did you like best in school?” Is the worst way to choose a major and it’s terrible that college recruiters use it to rope fresh-HS graduates into signing up.

For anyone considering college in the next few years, you should really consider college as a career prep rather than a place to simply learn more. Unless you’ve got the money and support network to just dilly dally for 4+ years, you should be going in knowing 100% what you want to be doing with your life and make sure that courses you’re taking the the connections you make are getting you there.

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19 points

Easier said than done. At that age, with no professional experience, it is really hard to know what you want to do for the rest of your life.

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8 points

there’s no law that says you need to do college at 18. i started at 26, and it would’ve been a waste before that. i hadn’t even discovered any learning passions until just a couple years before that.

so maybe just avoid that problem like i did?

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2 points

No it isn’t. People just don’t think about it….like ever. It also requires being honest with yourself which is a too tall order for most.

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1 point

Even if you do, you may not find answers. Obligatory: not everyone has the same experiences as you, and that’s okay.

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Scuse me, I burned ~46k on a culinary arts A.S. degree. 🖖

The world needs moar Neelixes.

Wish I did engineering/tech hardware tho.

Maybe self learning how to fix my own motherboard’s/firmware can happen some day.

Hobby of PC building/self-linux administering for ~20 years…do I know more than some fresh grads? Probably lol…

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The grass is always greener I suppose

I did engineering, wish I had done something like culinary arts

After all day engineering, I come home and watch chefs on YouTube and botch their recipes in the kitchen while daydreaming about running a chaotic professional kitchen

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8 points

Three of our best senior engineers eventually decided to become farmers. One “retired” to be a personal chef.

I’m just saying.

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4 points

Farming requires a lot of engineering expertise.

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2 points

I quit and became a truck driver for a while

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28 points

Joke’s on you, I got a degree in computer engineering twenty years ago

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12 points

Seems like it was the exception to the rule (I took it too)

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I have a feeling this meme is for younger people who studied the humanities

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9 points

Or worse shudders business majors

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