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Thesis: milk

Antithesis: alcohol

Synthesis: white russians.

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Fuck yeah! Glad someone else can see the true path.

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That’s just like… your opinion man…

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Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.

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I’ve usually skipped the white part and have gone black for my Russians

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Synergy: White russian with a scoop of meth.

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No way I’m washing down a slice of chocolate cake with a shot of vodka.

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Sooo, washing down a pint of vodka with a slice of cake then?

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That actually sounds more delicious to me…

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Oh you’re going to like rum cake!

(Well not like, real rum cake. I mean like dipping your cake in a glass of rum, Oreo style)

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Holy fuck that sounds scrumptious

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Maybe some vanilla vodka or Malibu or something would be ideal

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Rumchata 🤤.

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33 points

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start breakin bricks wet nips

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Lactose intolerant ppl need to be more tolerant 🙃

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It’s easy if ypu have degree in molecular biology or gene engieneering. Year later.

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

molecular biology or gene engieneering

Year later

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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Most restaurants have milk. Just ask for it and stop hanging out with drunks.

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Gotta be honest here, I’d rather hang out with drunks than a bunch of milk chugging tea totalers.

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What if it’s Moloko Plus

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Then, I rekon I’d say. “Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?”

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