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Sure. Glugging down the lactation of other species intended for their babies is weird. It’s weird and should be more stigmatized.

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If we think about this way, yes it is indeed pretty weird but it has really great nutrients which are crucial for children to grow in a healthy way (in moderation just like with any other food, fruit, vegetable).

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I think milk has vitamins and nutrients as well, vitamins and nutrients that can be easily supplemented by other dietary sources.

It’s much more the fact that it’s just day to day normal to drink breast milk from other animals.

“What do you like to drink?”

“Milk.”

“What’s that?”

“This breast juice from other animals. It’s super healthy for the percentage of our population that can digest it.”

“Oh…Why from other animals?”

“Well, we’re not going to drink human breast milk, that would be gross. I mean, we give it to babies. Cow and goat lactation, though, that’s for grown-ups.”

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I don’t think “it’s weird therefore bad” is a good argument. If you’re gonna argue for veganism (which I don’t have a problem work doing!) I think there are way, way better reasons.

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Yeah I was talking about milks too. Probably it’s relatively easy to supplement milk with other sources but are those choice economically viable? Protein powders are a bit expensive + as an average joe, payin 3x+ more for plant based milk products are bit too much for me currently, but a 2x could convince me to opt for a plant based one. I’m not really knowledgable in this area, there must be some other options too for replacing milk in a cost effective way.

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We need vitamin D3, and there aren’t that many sources you can get it from.

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There aren’t? Fish right? Isn’t that what fish and fish oil is all about? I think there are plenty of dietary sources of D3 beyond breast milk, if that’s the issue.

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Fish and eggs yes. But if you eat fish all the time, you’ll find you have a different issue with mercury poisoning. Sources of vitamin D are low, so some foods and drinks get fortified with vitamin d. It isnt naturally found in anything but fish, beef liver, and egg yolk.

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Most of the useful things in milk are there because we artificially added them in. There is no real reason for this, it’s just what we have been doing for a long time

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All other mammals not drinking milk past infancy: Am I a joke to you?

Literally all you need to do is touch grass a few times a week.

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that’s not a good argument. Other animals doesn’t cook food or wear clothes.

we do, since both things are older than our species, so we evolved this way. We’d die without cooking and clothes.

domestic animals and drinking milk are a newer thing, but our species do this weird things all the time.

that being said, vitamin D can be foud elsewhere lol

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You can get all the vitamin D you need from just 10-30 minutes midday a few times a week.

Also, cow’s milk doesn’t naturally contain vitamin D. Vitamin D is added to cow’s milk and is even required by law in some countries (Canada and Sweden). Might as well just drink any milk alternative fortified with vitamin D.

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You can get all the vitamin D you need from just 10-30 minutes midday a few times a week.

Sure, I’m not arguing against that. Just pointing out there aren’t that many sources. And there are a lot of reasons people can’t go outside whenever they want to, biggest one for me is it gets really cold during the winter. No way I’m going outside to hang out when it’s 10 degrees outside.

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If only humans could make their own vitamin D. Oh, wait

The major natural source of vitamin D is synthesis of cholecalciferol in the lower layers of the epidermis of the skin, through a photochemical reaction of UVB light, from the sun exposure (specifically UVB radiation) or UVB lamps.

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Sure you can, but there’s also winter months where you can’t really go outside.

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Ew gross! Cow lactation, please!

Or as I like to call it, beef milk.

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Moojuice.

Also, eggs are chicken abortions.

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I like that. Use to refer to chocolate milk as chocolate moo instead.

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Coconut milk?

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Water? The thing adult humans evolved to drink.

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A good chunk of human adults also evolved to drink milk, my dude.

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Don’t appeal to evolution, evolution is weird. Evolution just does whatever survival says. If we can survive drinking milk, evolution is cool with it. But evolution is weird, evolution will be all like “You like cows milk huh? That’s cool, have you considered shrinking down and losing your brain and most internal organs to become a nipple latching milk parasite? No? Ok, I’ll ask again later.”

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mfw I found out oats can lactate

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Oats, goats, stoats, all of 'em

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More weird than eating other things not intended for you to eat like animal meats?

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Weirder? Sure.

What gives you the idea that eating animal meat is unintentional?

I can think of plenty of examples of one animal eating the meat of another, but only one example of a majority of a species drinking the breast milk of another species.

So yeah, drinking milk seems weirder to me than eating meat.

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Nobody born intended to be eaten by others. Why is that even a question?

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I dont know man. Ants are farming aphids for their sugary digestive secrets aka their shit. Bears eat Honey, which to all logic remains half digested bee-spit. Praying Mantis cut off the head off their mate after mating and eat it. Anglerfish males are not the mighty toothed beasts, but weird little parasites that nist themselves in the females and eat them from the inside until the female just lays its eggs before death.

So humans drinking other animals milk is maybe unique, but certainly not more weird than other ways of procurung nutrition, that nature invented.

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Peak Lemmy for me is reading shit like this and being unsure if it is a joke or not

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Hahaha, me too.

I do think it is super weird to drink the breast milk of other animals. At the same time, I wouldn’t say that it’s a topic I take very seriously.

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Are you saying it’d be less weird to glug down human milk?

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Well, yes, since we already do that. And human milk is at least from our species.

I personally think that would be very weird, but less weird than drinking the breast milk of other species.

I’ll refer you to another response from this wonderfully lively thread:

"“What do you like to drink?”

“Milk.”

“What’s that?”

“This breast juice from other animals. It’s super healthy for the percentage of our population that can digest it.”

“Oh…Why from other animals?”

“Well, we’re not going to drink human breast milk, that would be gross. I mean, we give it to babies. Cow and goat lactation, though, that’s for grown-ups.”"

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You could make a similar argument as to why we eat animal meat instead of human meat and it would be just as stupid.

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Fair enough. Like the other commenter said in response, it’s good to remember that weird doesn’t mean bad, but you’re not wrong, it is pretty weird lol. The world is a goofy place :)

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I love milk in my tea and cream in my coffee not to mention ice cream but it’s still meant for helping calfs grow quickly into cows at the same time. We are talking huge gains quickly here.

Some argue it’s why north American kids grow up so much faster and bigger than our Asian counterparts where milk and cheese is not as huge part of their diets. The kids hit puberty sooner too as a result. That’s changing in other parts of the world as cheese and milk make their ways into the diets even in places that never understood why Americans eat so much cheese on everything.

Low fat products created enormous sources of removed fat that could be turned into all kinds of dairy products including cheeses. It’s also heavily subsidized by government too. Dairy is so cheap in the US as a result compared to even Canada.

I don’t guzzle milk anymore like I did as a teen due to the amount of phlegm the body can create with its consumption. I’ve never forgotten a health video years ago that equated milk to drinking a glass of puss due to the things done to cows to make commercial milk.

I guess in my mind cheese is adjacent but not milk, but that’s just fooling myself as I eat my cheese.

It’s a huge industry in the west and I don’t think we will ever not see how great milk is for us. A lot is dedicated to keep those consumption numbers up and I do like my dairy products.

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Wow! I think I had actually blocked out that pus memory but as soon as you said it my brain was like. Oh yeah you hated that, so I might have seen that.

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No way I’m washing down a slice of chocolate cake with a shot of vodka.

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That actually sounds more delicious to me…

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Maybe some vanilla vodka or Malibu or something would be ideal

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Oh you’re going to like rum cake!

(Well not like, real rum cake. I mean like dipping your cake in a glass of rum, Oreo style)

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Holy fuck that sounds scrumptious

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Sooo, washing down a pint of vodka with a slice of cake then?

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Rumchata 🤤.

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It’s that milk mustache that makes you stand out

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Ok but imagine ordering a cocktail at a restaurant versus a glass of milk.

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Wouldn’t expect any strange looks so long as it is on the menu. The number of places that sell chocolate chip cookies, brownies, 9 laters of chocolate cake cake etc isn’t 0. I’m an alcoholic but I actually would look at someone who ordered a cocktail at a restaurant more strangely with how they get priced. If someone said you can get a giant brownie with ice cream chocolate fudge topped with peanuts and a glass of milk, or a martini and the martini will cost more… I’ll take the milk. Maybe I’m not doing the alcoholism thing right.

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Just add some coffee to your milk.

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Or amphetamines

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I prefer shrooms

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Thesis: milk

Antithesis: alcohol

Synthesis: white russians.

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Fuck yeah! Glad someone else can see the true path.

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Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.

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That’s just like… your opinion man…

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I’ve usually skipped the white part and have gone black for my Russians

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Synergy: White russian with a scoop of meth.

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