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High-speed rail

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don’t tell America. pretend it’s multiple automobiles welded together and they’ll like it

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I honestly think we should build normal light rail stations with RGB gamer lights and crap and hype it like it’s futuristic tech. it works for musk’s tesla taxi tunnel so it should work for actually good public transit too. maybe make the bodywork on the trains look like some dumb sci-fi movie

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Some LED strips, diffuser channels, and an ESP32 are all you need to RGB anything. It’s shockingly simple to do this now.

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39 points

Just tell them they run on coal.

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pretend it’s multiple pickup trucks welded together

Fixed for 'murican tastes

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Duh, we have high-speed rail in Morocco. It’s called Al Boraq and is the best way to blast from Casablanca to Tangier.

And it is not overpriced like in France, where the tgv is more expensive than a taxi to the airport, your plane ticket, and then another taxi.

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I thought I was the only Moroccan on Lemmy.

I also live in an area that doesn’t get served by the Al Boraq. We don’t have trains in general over here and I am jealous.

I also learned about the Al Boraq’s existence the hard way, because in the summer of 2022, my family had to drive me from Casablanca to Tangier and back by car, which took us like 3 hours on one trip.

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Tgv is awesome but I do agree that it is quite expensive

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Don’t quote me on the exact time but I heard somewhere that they run so close to schedule that a bullet train arrived something like 18 seconds late and the company apologized for the delay. ( might have been a minute or two but I recall it was really, really short. )

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Confirm. That’s Japan. The driver is in trouble when it’s a minute or more

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We’re doing fine with that in Switzerland thanks.

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Switzerland doesn’t really have a high speed rail network. In fact they design against it. Indeed the country is very small so it’s not a huge deal but then again there are flights between Geneva and Zürich so it’s large enough for that.

Their rail system is by far the best in Europe though and one of the best in the world only surpassed by the likes of Japan. They just aren’t really know for high speed rail.

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Switzerland is very mountainous and has pretty fast trains too, although not Shinkansen-fast. Swiss trains are expensive and comfortable and the vista is pretty much always great.

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Also, the EU just launched a new plan for railroads all across Europe! Ofc Switzerland won’t get any additional upgrades, but they are still somewhat connected because of the proximity.

Link to picture of railroad plan.

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We’ve been waiting for Germany and Italy to upgrade their railways for a decade now, we invested billions in our alp transit system, but it can’t get used properly without the connecting infrastructure

In other words, no need, we’re already far ahead

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I’d kill for a fast track to New Orleans, Atlanta, Little Rock, Tulsa, Nashville, all that. Ply me with cheap beer, let me chill and ride. What a dream.

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Kansas city… what I’d kill for a fast track to Chicago, St Louis, Denver and the like…

I mean fuck, at least we have Amtrak to Chicago and one to St Louis… however only runs once a day, takes as long as driving as long as the priority that goes to freight trains doesn’t delay too much.

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3 points

Private sleeping room. I’d never fly inside the US again.

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7 points

smug TGV noises

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Would love to be able to take a sleeper train to the border with Canada, then have one of my friends from Toronto pick me up so I can visit them.

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On the flipside, something most developed countries consider normal but would blow Japanese minds is the ability to do all “paperwork” on your phone or laptop without any paper ever being printed anywhere. Japan is somehow still a country of fax.

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I heard Japan described as being “stuck in the year 2000 since the 1980’s”. I think South Korea fits the original question better than Japan nowadays.

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Yeah, Japan had a massive tech boom in the 80s and 90s, but then just kinda stopped growing that field. It’s still there and still a strong industry in Japan, but the cultural tech hype isn’t there anymore, it seems.

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Part of the reason for the original enthusiasm is that they were enamored by the country’s recovery post-WWII when they managed to barely obtain permissions from transistor patent holders to manufacture in Japan which led to creation of many of the first consumer transistor radio brands among other electronics manufacturing.

They were the cheap electronics labour market before China, as China wouldn’t see notable economic improvement until after the 80s.

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I think Shanghai/China fits it even better. The convenience and technological advances are moving crazy fast.

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Meh. They’re head to head for most fields, only thing I can think of that they’ve made noteworthy advances in would be superheated coal burning efficiency to squeeze out more power and at the same time capture more emissions than any comparative western facility. China as a whole has some of the lowest per capita emissions of any nation, though their numbers might not be as accurate for several reasons.

Even their rocketry is kind of pathetic, I think India might even have the edge over them on that front.

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I was there in the last few years and couldn’t believe how much of the country was still cash only!

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Germany is very much the same way, in terms of paperwork and cash only.

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Germany is the same as Japan in more ways than i could have thought.

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I’m there right now from Australia, which is often considered one of the most cashless societies and yeah, it’s really a shock.

To be honest I kind of like it, and the way they manage it.

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Here in the Netherlands you can pay practically everywhere electronically (even the door to door collectors for charities carry a qrcode in addition to their collection box) , but if you go next door to Germany you’d better bring cash if you want to buy anything.

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And when it isn’t cash only it’s a completely random grab bag between credit cards, transit cards, QR codes, app payment and e money. Just hope you have the supported option of like 20 options.

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They’ve made a stunning amount of progress in accepting credit cards in the past couple years though. I’m there pretty regularly and the shift has been wild. By spring 2023 I didn’t really need cash anymore. By fall, I used cash maybe twice.

There was one thing I was sure I’d need cash for— nope, the hotel paid them and added it to my tab. Back in the day, that mostly happened only if you skipped out on a reservation and the restaurant wanted to collect the cancellation fee. Which has never happened to me so I guess I’m not sure it worked exactly like that.

I know a lot of people here hate credit cards and only use cash, but it’s honestly a pretty large hassle to get cash in every country you visit. Using the same card everywhere is way more convenient and cheaper (exchange fee + no % back like with a credit card)

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Isn’t this because of those special stamps they use in Japan to notorize documents? I heard about them on a podcast: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/hanko/

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Love that show.

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I’ve heard it’s just more of a burocracy thing. A friend there once told me he always puts the date wrong on the top of documents because there is a person who’s job is to double check your work. They’re judged on how often they find mistakes, so it’s easier to put something blatantly wrong at the top that easily fixed so they can quickly find it and he can move on.

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We are getting more and more stuff, but they often have a really shit UX. We can do some stuff on PC since the “My Number” card system, but that also requires installing all kinds of software, only works in certain browsers, etc.

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sweats in german

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You can fax at your local public library. It was only about six months ago that my state’s social services dept. stopped requiring faxes.

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Are you talking about Japan here?

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No, Indiana.

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sorry this is gross:

i do not understand american’s aversion to the bidet. why would i want to wipe my ass with dry fucking paper rather than water? why why why. like it’s somehow ‘gross’ to use water. but scraping at wet shit with fucking tissue paper is hygienic and normal?

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American with bidet for 2.5 yrs. I hate shitting anywhere else now. Need a shower to get a new ass. Day is ruined.

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pro tip: get a mobile one. Its basically just a plastic bottle with a nozzle screwed on. Some even come with little travel bags.

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Pro tip: Those are called douches, pretty sweet huh?

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I am not carrying around a tube for my asshole

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Yeah, I have one of these for backpacking. Works great.

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Same.

My ass is squeaky clean at home.

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I think we got our bidets at the same time

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Woot deal?

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Installed one for my Filipina wife. Never used it myself. I have shit on that pot for months, still forget it’s there. Old habits die hard.

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Dude. Do it. Go. Right now. Don’t even need to drop heat. Just go freshen up.

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Yeah I gave it a go. Not a fan. Took a lot of drying and I’m not very messy.

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Somebody once said it to me like this: “If you faceplant into a pile of shit, would you rather wipe your face with a dry paper, or use water for cleaning”

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I think you’re shitting wrong…

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Bath tub. With soap. My SO washes his dick every time he pees and his ass every time he shits. After he wipes.

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Ok that’s too far. You don’t need to get into the bath just because you pissed wtf.

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People don’t wash their ASS after they SHIT??

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I think wet wipe would be best, and it’s my favorite option.

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Can’t safely flush them though, no matter how “flushable” they claim to be

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they’re afraid they’ll enjoy it…

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I enjoy mine…

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scary

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This is also gross. There’s a lot of men in the US that thinks touching there ass is gay so they never clean them.

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I have heard this so many times, but I absolutely refuse to believe that it is real.

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So they don’t even jerk off?

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3 points

That’s gay

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2 points

Surely that’s an urban legend, like truck nutz and decent beer.

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2 points

It is serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

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N O-

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It’s not a problem to touch there ass. It’s touching here ass that makes someone gay.

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5 points

Where ass?

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I’d argue anything past the first knuckle is on the spectrum.

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Pretty much every thread we have in this community, someone comes along to say “you should pressure-wash your asshole”. I’m mildly bemused that this is what Lemmy obsesses over.

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It’s not just Lemmy, the sentiment is on Reddit and such as well.

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I’ve always heard it explained like this (which I wholeheartedly agree with). Imagine you’re hiking a trail in the forest, and you trip on a rock and fall. By chance, you land on turd of excrement, luckily it only smears part of your arm and elbow with shit. Would you be fine just taking a piece of toilet paper and scraping it off? Or, would you feel compelled to wash it off with water, perhaps also soap?

Why wouldn’t you just use paper, if you scrape hard enough it wouldn’t even smell and be just as clean, arguably?

If you would at least use water, why do you extend to your elbow a courtesy that you don’t extend to your anus?

The point is that there’s a lot of people who walk through life with a dirty asshole, but then try to act morally superior regarding personal hygiene, and I think that that’s not right.

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Dude, you think I haven’t heard that explanation before? Did you forget where we are?

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I was in Asia and got pretty horrible food poisoning. My wife suggested we head over to this Japanese mall. Spent the day there. Use the toilet, walk around, buy something, use the toilet. That was the ideal toilet to have in that situation.

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I don’t understand this either, toilets already require running water and have plenty of room to integrate bidet function. It’s not fancy tech or anything… in North America that’s sort of how they’re marketed though, with an emphasis on the settings, like its something you have to learn to use.

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I live in Japan. My wife and I recently went to visit my family in the US and I hated every minute of the toilet situation.

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I own a BioBidet 2000. My friend Brian has one at his house and he convinced me to just try it. I did. And then I ordered one for myself before I left the bathroom.

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What makes it better than my luxe bidet that I got for $20

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I’ve never used your $20 Luxe bidet to know the difference, but I’m going to assume it doesn’t have a heated seat, heated water, variable pressure settings, massage settings, and an enema setting. If those features don’t interest you, then nothing at all makes it better. Use what you like. My wife just really loves the heated seat in the winter time.

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Tell Brian thank you. I just used his and ordered one too.

Edit: I really did order one though, my current bidet needs an upgrade.

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Fear of the Koch bros?!

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Completely agree. I was raised with bidets/ water cleaning. TP That’s just a dry off or catch those last few drops

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They’ve become increasingly common in recent years. I don’t think there’s as much of an aversion as you appear to imagine.

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Cultures who use bidets and not the bum gun will always confuse me. Ones a robot strapped to the toilet that does a medicore job at one thing, then other is a cheap water gun you can use for all sorts of shit (pun intended).

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I used them while visiting Europe. They made my ass incredibly itchy. I’m good with the paper and washing my hands.

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How does water make your butt itchy?

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He was applying the water with a dildo 😞

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Uhhm, I’m not a doctor and this is not medical advice, but. You should talk to a proctologist about hemorrhoids or other blood circulation issues. Anuses are not supposed to itch when lightly sprayed with water, or ever for that matter, and that sensation might be a sign of tissue inflammation. Don’t ask me how I know this.

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This was many years ago. The itching didn’t happen immediately. Good advice to not take medical advice in social media comments.

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It’s like having a second toilet seat. Takes more room.

Not from the US and live in a condo, so I’m speaking from a purely practical standpoint. My condo is not that big and having a bidet would mean that I have no place to put my washer and dryer at.

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the bidet is an attachment to your toilet, not a separate thing

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That’s not really traditionally true. Modern ones are integrated into the toilet seat, but they used to be a standalone fixture.

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Oh… well, it was a sparate thing back in the day, haven’t looked up new designs.

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I suppose there’s also a mini electrical boiler in there somewhere, so the water’s not cold when it hits my ass.

Cool though, will look into this, seems like a nice soltion, toilet paper is getting more and more expensive.

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Water coming from the nastiest thing in the building in contact with the part of my skin that’s got a low barrier to things passing through it? Get fucked.

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Motherfucker, you just shat out of your delicate asshole. Tap water ain’t gonna hurt it.

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I think it’s more… What other people did with the bidet hardware that might result in it spraying other things with said tap water.

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I’m less worried about whatever diseases I may already have and more worried about those coming from others. You can have butthole splash time all you want. If you’re toilet is entirely private, maybe that’s even good. I’m not doing it.

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Are you just fucking stupid? All water in the building comes from the same fucking place, the water in the toilet and the kitchen sink are the same until they fester.

There is nothing more hygenic than a bidet

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Yeah bruh, it’s fine until it’s at the toilet. Then it’s not fine. Get over yourself.

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I don’t understand why you’re so angry. Do you not get how bidets work?

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Angry? Don’t project. I’m grossed out.

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Do you also avoid brushing your teeth on the bathroom? Because I have some news about poop particulate and toothbrushes for you.

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No, but I don’t keep my toothbrush in the bathroom for that reason.

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Excellent public transportation

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WITCHCRAFT

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Is is a joke I’m too European to understand?

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As I understood, lots of Japan is rural, and travel between places outside of the main cities and tourist spots is limited. It’d be like saying the US has good public transport because of the NY subway…

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I got out to the middle of fucking nowhere on a mountain by taking the Shinkansen, then a local small train, then a bus, and finally a taxi because I didn’t want to wait 20m for a shuttle bus

Compared to California (home, comparable size and layout tbh) it’s way easier to get to remote places period thanks to the public transit system

Quite literally to do the same trip I did in Japan in CA I’d have Maybe a slow ass Amtrak line to get me close-ish in twice the time of the Shinkansen and still have an hours drive of my own rented car to get there

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I’ve traveled from tiny towns in northern Japan to major cities like Tokyo. All on public transportation. Bullet trains, local trains, they’re very well connected to each other.

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We have trains out to hubs in the countrysides here as well. Generally, they only run hourly the in a lot of the countryside.

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They have a device which progressively shines a light on a piece of paper while moving across the page and converts the brightness of the reflected light into an audio signal. Once it reaches the edge the paper is incremented and the process repeats. Each of these segments of sound are sent via a standard telephone connection to a similar device on the other end which uses the sounds to reproduce the image on the original paper on a new sheet of paper. This can be used to send forms, letters, black and white pictures, and even chain letters. It also forms the basic underpinning of a significant fraction of formal communications with landlords, employers, medical systems, government offices, and so on.

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Fax machine?

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I think he’s saying that, for as futuristic as Japan may seem, they also still rely on outdated methods for certain things, just like every other country.

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I’ve sometimes heard it phrased that “Japan has been living in the year 2000 since 1980.”

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Ironically, I just noticed this morning that the pizzaria on the corner (here, in the US) can take orders via fax (as well as in person, via phone, and on the Web).

I don’t know about today, but back around 2000, stuff on the Japanese market was quite a bit ahead of the US in small, portable, personal electronic devices, like palmtop computers and such. I remember being pretty impressed with it. But then I also remembered being surprised a few years later when I learned that personal computer ownership was significantly lower than in the US. I think that part of it is that people in Japan spend a fair bit of time on mass transit, so you wanted to have small, portable devices tailored to that, and that same demand doesn’t really exist in the US.

Then everyone jumped on smartphones at some point after that, and I think things homogenized a bit.

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Clever! I missed that.

And we’re still trying to eliminate fax as a channel we take orders in. We made a big dent a few years ago but we still get a handful a week.

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I heard it’s to do with how secure tax actually is compared to email or something.

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“McFly! Read my fax!”

YOU’RE

FIRED!!!

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So simply put, it is a facsimile machine?

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Bro you actually got me so hard until I read the comment below. I was blown away.

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