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I have this exact bottle for Dr pepper. The guy at the gas station charges me for a cup of ice when I refill it and it’s much cheaper than a 2 liter.

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Stop lying. You know you’re a kindergarten teacher.

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I’ve usually got about two litres in me by 10am, and have taken my fourth piss. This bottle would not suffice.

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The hell is a school police officer??

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The dude we had to bribe with egg rolls to go to the chinese place off campus for lunch back in the 90s. Now Idunno.

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Afaik the top bully in school.

So when a kid gets transferred to a new elementary school they are advised as a newcomer to punch the baddest bully/the officer to establish dominance, preferably during recess, with one of them prison food trays. … no, wait, that can’t be right, US kids dont get food at school.

(But for real, from the headlines I only ever heard bad things)

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In the good ol USA, schools often have what’s called a school resource officer. Meant to be the connection between school kids and the police department, they have been useful for truancy and other problems that happen with students ( esp. high school age) at schools.

Although more recently they’ve been the (mostly) reliable first contact in the event of a school shooter, the SRO is usually first on scene and relays into to responding officers.

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Although more recently they’ve been the (mostly) reliable first contact in the event of a school shooter, the SRO is usually first on scene and relays into to responding officers.

Well that was the idea anyways

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Spotted the non-American! I’m very envious of your ignorance of this bullshit

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Is it like the hall monitor we see in American cartoons?

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The same level of pettiness but can arrest you, search your bags and locker, and carries a gun

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