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I have a special hate for inspirational water bottles, stickers or notebooks.

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I have a special hatred for school police officers.

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Me too, although it’s slightly less than normal ones, the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other and DARE once a year.

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Ours got a kick over charging kids with felonies that would follow them the rest of their lives.

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the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other

Ngl that sounds pretty good

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D.A.R.E.- Drugs Are Really Enjoyable

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Had one of those at a previous job once Got stolen after a few days

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Were you working as an elementary school police officer?

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No. As an HVAC builder

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If your expected to empty this everyday you’ll eventually end up being diabetic.

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Good.

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Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.

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Sugar free coke would be the way to go.

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Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that’s known to cause cancer.

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Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat.

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Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.

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If we’re not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first.

Honestly there is a good chance you stress your liver out so much that the sugar and your food (bc let’s be honest, your probably not eating healthy either) gets turned into a shitload of triglycerides and you stroke out or have a heart attack from too long of hyperlipidemia.

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OK Julian

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