Careful when writing your dragons

Yeah, no human would ever have “balls” in their name. That’d be ridiculous!

Hey look, kids, it’s /u/rimjob-steve!

Just like no one would be called dick

That would be silly to use as even a nickname.

One could even say it’s tricky

Shut up Jangle-Balls

Lol I’ll have to start telling people the J is for Jangle.

Wait, we can’t give people names based on their anatomy? Then what about Edward “Blackbeard” Teach? Or Jack “Legs” Diamond?

Dick is/was a relatively common nickname

And this is my sister, Vulva

If your name was Richard.

Or you were a dick to people.

Or Edward Scissorhands. Or my one handed friend who goes by “Knub”

Shoeless Joe Jackson. Satchmo. Any number of Blind blues musicians.

I can’t believe I forgot Cotton Eye Joe until now.

what ever happened to him?

Edward longshanks. Erik the red.

I’d pay to read a novel adventure written from the perspective of a dragon lol

Here you go: Raksura by Martha Wells, of Murderbot fame.

Murderbot was pretty good. Idk how many books there are but I remember being disappointed there wernt more audio books.

I remember being disappointed they charge for a full price audiobook for novellas, and my library not having the full series

Looks interesting! I loved Murderbot, will give this a shot.

Eragon has some chapters written from the dragon’s perspective

I want to hear more lore about the Great Wizard Dangle-Balls

The centaurs call him Front Nuts

Tooth and Claw, by Jo Walton, although it’s kind of a Jane Austen novel written from the perspective of a dragon.

The children’s book “Drachenreiter” is written often from the perspective of the protagonist Dragon. Not sure if there is an English translation though.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drachenreiter

I mean, it’s literally the second sentence in that article: Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke

Whoops, didn’t even read what I linked (after making sure it’s what the book I meant) XD

“Dragon of Ash and Stars” by H. Leighton Dickson is definitely worth a read.

That’s it. My next character is going to be a Barbarian named Thumbhands Dangleballs.

Is that from Monster Factory?

Elder scrolls oblivion

I’m naming my kid Dangle-balls.

Either he’s going to have a tough time in social situations, or she’s going to have an extremely tough time.

He’s? I don’t know if it’ll be a boy yet.

I’m being downvoted for what I thought was a funny joke. Just like the old days～

You and Jerry Seinfeld. Really being persecuted by the woke mob.

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