Careful when writing your dragons

I’m naming my kid Dangle-balls.

Either he’s going to have a tough time in social situations, or she’s going to have an extremely tough time.

He’s? I don’t know if it’ll be a boy yet.

I’m being downvoted for what I thought was a funny joke. Just like the old days～

You and Jerry Seinfeld. Really being persecuted by the woke mob.

Wait, we can’t give people names based on their anatomy? Then what about Edward “Blackbeard” Teach? Or Jack “Legs” Diamond?

Shoeless Joe Jackson. Satchmo. Any number of Blind blues musicians.

I can’t believe I forgot Cotton Eye Joe until now.

what ever happened to him?

Dick is/was a relatively common nickname

If your name was Richard.

Or you were a dick to people.

And this is my sister, Vulva

Or Edward Scissorhands. Or my one handed friend who goes by “Knub”

Edward longshanks. Erik the red.

I’d pay to read a novel adventure written from the perspective of a dragon lol

Here you go: Raksura by Martha Wells, of Murderbot fame.

Murderbot was pretty good. Idk how many books there are but I remember being disappointed there wernt more audio books.

I remember being disappointed they charge for a full price audiobook for novellas, and my library not having the full series

Looks interesting! I loved Murderbot, will give this a shot.

I want to hear more lore about the Great Wizard Dangle-Balls

The centaurs call him Front Nuts

Eragon has some chapters written from the dragon’s perspective

“Dragon of Ash and Stars” by H. Leighton Dickson is definitely worth a read.

The children’s book “Drachenreiter” is written often from the perspective of the protagonist Dragon. Not sure if there is an English translation though.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drachenreiter

I mean, it’s literally the second sentence in that article: Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke

Whoops, didn’t even read what I linked (after making sure it’s what the book I meant) XD

Tooth and Claw, by Jo Walton, although it’s kind of a Jane Austen novel written from the perspective of a dragon.

If my name was either exceptionally hard to say by another species, or if by them uttering my name it could bind me into their service or kill me or whatever, I’d probably go with whatever stupid name they came up with for me too.

I like the name two-legs

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