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Careful when writing your dragons(www.smbc-comics.com)

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Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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Wait, we can’t give people names based on their anatomy? Then what about Edward “Blackbeard” Teach? Or Jack “Legs” Diamond?

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makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world
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Dick is/was a relatively common nickname

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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And this is my sister, Vulva

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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If your name was Richard.

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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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Or you were a dick to people.

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BakerBagel@midwest.social
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Or Edward Scissorhands. Or my one handed friend who goes by “Knub”

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GraniteM@lemmy.world
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Shoeless Joe Jackson. Satchmo. Any number of Blind blues musicians.

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Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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I can’t believe I forgot Cotton Eye Joe until now.

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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
4 points

what ever happened to him?

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Taleya@aussie.zone
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Edward longshanks. Erik the red.

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Stefen Auris@pawb.social
74 points

I’d pay to read a novel adventure written from the perspective of a dragon lol

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I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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I want to hear more lore about the Great Wizard Dangle-Balls

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Taleya@aussie.zone
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The centaurs call him Front Nuts

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paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works
24 points

Here you go: Raksura by Martha Wells, of Murderbot fame.

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VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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Murderbot was pretty good. Idk how many books there are but I remember being disappointed there wernt more audio books.

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DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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I remember being disappointed they charge for a full price audiobook for novellas, and my library not having the full series

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wahming@monyet.cc
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Looks interesting! I loved Murderbot, will give this a shot.

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Turun@feddit.de
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The children’s book “Drachenreiter” is written often from the perspective of the protagonist Dragon. Not sure if there is an English translation though.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drachenreiter

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Kayana@ttrpg.network
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I mean, it’s literally the second sentence in that article: Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke

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Turun@feddit.de
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Whoops, didn’t even read what I linked (after making sure it’s what the book I meant) XD

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mugthol@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Eragon has some chapters written from the dragon’s perspective

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GraniteM@lemmy.world
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Tooth and Claw, by Jo Walton, although it’s kind of a Jane Austen novel written from the perspective of a dragon.

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frog 🐸@beehaw.org
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“Dragon of Ash and Stars” by H. Leighton Dickson is definitely worth a read.

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The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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That’s it. My next character is going to be a Barbarian named Thumbhands Dangleballs.

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Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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Is that from Monster Factory?

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Lobreeze@lemmy.world
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Elder scrolls oblivion

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jballs@sh.itjust.works
91 points

Yeah, no human would ever have “balls” in their name. That’d be ridiculous!

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mac@infosec.pub
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Just like no one would be called dick

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Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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That would be silly to use as even a nickname.

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mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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One could even say it’s tricky

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Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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Hey look, kids, it’s /u/rimjob-steve!

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Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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Shut up Jangle-Balls

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jballs@sh.itjust.works
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Lol I’ll have to start telling people the J is for Jangle.

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captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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Turious@leaf.dance
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I’m naming my kid Dangle-balls.

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chetradley@lemmy.world
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Either he’s going to have a tough time in social situations, or she’s going to have an extremely tough time.

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Turious@leaf.dance
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He’s? I don’t know if it’ll be a boy yet.

I’m being downvoted for what I thought was a funny joke. Just like the old days～

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emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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You and Jerry Seinfeld. Really being persecuted by the woke mob.

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