Police: “Okay, I’ll start following the law… but it’s gonna cost you.”

We need more good suicidal guys with guns to stop bad suicidal guys with guns.

That’s neat part, we don’t care.

As a straight white cis man… these people do not represent me.

hmmm. Sounds like something an insurrectionist would say.

So they’re gonna focus on auditing rich people and corporations, right?

HE LED AN INSURRECTION! How the hell are we falling for it a second time?

Shm. Smh. The fucking people who call all sodas “coke”.

Them: What kind of Ford do you drive? Me: a Chevy.

I love the little “bad” things about this: the cop wearing shorts, the electric car, … and people looking happy.

The Israeli government is murdering children and committing war crimes, and they’re upset about what The Onion has to say about it.