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I am absolutely convinced that Dutch isn’t a real language. The entire country just makes shit up as they go along just to fuck with the rest of us, and the the entire country is in on the joke.
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I did it all for the neuken
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When the only thing neuken me in my keuken is life. 😔
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Kutleven!
(The Dutch attach genitals or diseases to words to turn them into swearwords. This one is often used for “shit life” but it literally means “vagina life” which I find very fitting and ironic in this context)
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cunt life would be better. Even more correct: a cunt’s life , ie a very bad life.
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I took into account that OP’s domain is from the UK, where everybody calls each other a cunt and therefore lifes a cunt’s life by default.
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