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When the only thing neuken me in my keuken is life. 😔
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Kutleven!
(The Dutch attach genitals or diseases to words to turn them into swearwords. This one is often used for “shit life” but it literally means “vagina life” which I find very fitting and ironic in this context)
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cunt life would be better. Even more correct: a cunt’s life , ie a very bad life.
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I took into account that OP’s domain is from the UK, where everybody calls each other a cunt and therefore lifes a cunt’s life by default.
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I read this in Canadian.
“Oh yeah bud, we were just neuken in keuken all night eh?”
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“When yer livin’ in the good ol’ American north, sometimes nucken in the keuken is the only entertainment ya have, don’tcha know?”
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Mooie meisjes, met kaas!
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